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Monday, January 27, 2020

When Writers Go Weird: That time Yukio Mishima tried to stage a coup and then committed seppuku





Are writers ever normal? No, otherwise they'd be productive members of society. When Writers Go Weird is when we remember writers acting strange, odd, off, or--yeah--just plain weird. Also known as Tuesday to them.


Today:  That time Yukio Mishima tried to spark a political coup, only to end up committing seppuku.


It's hard to imagine writers as ever being passionate enough to attempt a coup. Most writers can't even be passionate enough about their choices in coffee, alcohol, or spouses. Sure, writers dream of creating revolutions in thought, in imagination, but through passive means. At least that's the dream.

Then there's Yukio Mishima. And Mishima wasn't passive. But he had a dream in the autumn of 1970.

Who He Was:
Somewhat forgotten in western circles, Mishima is arguably Japan's most famous author of the 20th century. He wrote endlessly, with nearly three dozen novels, fifty plays, two dozen collections of short stories, and almost three dozen books devoted to essays. He even wrote a libretto and a film. He was like if Charles Dickens had a illegitimate lovechild with the Energizer Bunny.

His work didn't go unnoticed, as he was nominated for the Nobel Prize in Literature three times, and appeared on the final short list for the award in 1963 when he was only 38-years old.

Lest you think Mishima was always busy writing, he also acted in a handful of films, sang the theme song to one, and was a part-time model. He was also famously devoted to working out. As this photo can attest, Mishima never missed ab day:


He probably wrote three novels before breakfast.


Clearly obsessed with work, Mishima was also obsessed with his politics--and his politics was styled in a conservative nationalism born from an upbringing from unconventional grandmother, authoritarian father, and the ruins of Japan's role in World War II. His obsession to tradition--Japanese tradition--led to his downfall.


The Family Tradition:
Born in 1925, Mishima's father worked in the government, while his mother came from a historic and affluent family--and historic it was. Mishima's grandmother was the granddaughter of the daimyƍ (an old Japanese feudal lord system) of Shishido. She also was a direct descendant of Tokugawa Ieyasu, a shogun who started a shogunate that essentially ran Japan from 1600-1868. In essence, Yukio Mishima came from a long line of relatives highly aligned with the leadership of Japan.


Tokugawa Ieyasu starts the family tradition.


It's this same grandmother that decided to take Mishima away from his parents for years and raise her grandson herself. An eccentric by some accounts, she rarely allowed Mishima to play in sunlight or with other boys. He was allowed to enjoy time with female cousins and their dolls instead. Later, when he was given back to his parents, Mishima's strict father wanted his son toughened-up. He did this reportedly by holding young Mishima up closely against passing trains. All in all, Mishima became the type of person who did not want to disappoint his father's rules or his grandmother's prestige. He was obsessed with tradition.

The Private Life:
As he grew up, Mishima's private life was always closely held. He married a woman, had two children, yet was also reportedly gay. His widow and children for decades have denied it, despite one fellow writer, Jiro Fukushima, releasing love letters he and Mishima wrote to each other. (Fukushima was sued by Mishima's children in 1998 for an invasion of privacy and copyright. The children won.) For decades, Mishima's family denied the likelihood of his sexuality for reasons we can only make broad assumptions about--but it's fair to say tradition again plays into the narrative.


Mishima on his wedding day.


...Aaaaaaaaaand The Coup:
Mishima enlisted in Japan's Ground Self-Defense Force in 1967 and then later started a private militia called Tatenokai (or "shield society"), recruited mainly of young college students that held far-right beliefs. Mishima claimed this militia was to protect the Emperor of Japan. For Mishima, the Emperor wasn't man, but instead the Japanese essence and traditions of the nation--or so it seemed. "Emperor" as a term often waffled between "man" and "essence."

Regardless, in his final years, he became more and more aligned with a conservative nationalist viewpoint--so conservative that he believed Emperor Hirohito should have abdicated the throne after Japan lost World War II. He also espoused the belief in "bushido," a traditional form on nationalism and pride based off the age of samurai, of Japan's glory days.

By 1969--and still training his private militia--Mishima apparently began planning a coup d'etat with four hand-selected members of his group to restore more power to the Emperor, be it man or essence. No one knew of this plan except these few people. All while this was ongoing, Mishima continued publishing novels.


Mishima with some of his recruits.


On November 25th, 1970, Mishima and his four militiamen visited a Japanese self-defense force base under false pretenses, and barricaded themselves in a general's office. Soldiers on the base rushed the office to protect the general, but Mishima's militia had swords drawn and stabbed eight soldiers before locking themselves completely away. They held the general hostage by tying him to a chair.


Soldiers outside the barricaded office.

At noon, Mishima proceeded to a balcony with a prepared speech, with unfurled banners at his feet, while some of Japan's Self-Defense Force from the base slowly gathered below.


And things just became weird.

He planned a rousing 30-minute speech that explained how necessary it was to return Japan to its former glory and why the soldiers needed to rise up.
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"...The [Japanese Self-Defense Forces]...has only been given the status of a...large police force...And we believe that our...duty as citizens is...to work towards the day when...the [Japanese Self-Defense Force] can be made into a true national military."

"...The foundational principle of a Japanese military can only be 'protecting Japanese history, culture and tradition centered on the emperor'..."


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Mishima is really feeling it now.

But the soldiers below refused to listen. They weren't riled-up as Mishima intended. They weren't overwhelmed by a sense of national pride or duty to an Emperor--be it man or essence. They simply jeered or spoke over the famous writer has he continued to talk. Soldiers attempted to leap up and pull the banners down. At points he tried admonishing them, "Listen, quiet, listen to me!", all while calling the country "spineless," but to no avail.

Mishima gave up and went back inside. The attempted coup wouldn't even last an afternoon. It wouldn't even last a single speech. His coup failed.

Shortly thereafter, he prepared himself to die. Traditional as he was, Mishima decided to kill himself in the ritualistic form of seppuku, which dishonored samurai performed, where one slices open their stomach and disembowels themselves. He used a dagger and slid it across his stomach. His last words were reportedly, "I don’t think they heard me very well."

Tradition states that during seppuku, someone else must assist with the ritual and decapitate the individual disemboweling themselves. The kaishakunin (or appointed second) has a duty to use a sword at the moment of agony. For this fateful day, the role went to one of Mishima's militiamen, Masakatsu Morita, who tried and failed three times to sever the head of his leader. A fellow militia member, Hiroyasu Koga, then took over and finished Mishima's seppuku ritual decapitation.

Morita, who had failed at his duty--and, thus, now a dishonored samurai--performed seppuku on himself as well by cutting his stomach open. Koga then completed the ritual once again and decapitated Morita.


Hiroyasu Koga led away after following through with tradition.

The captive general was released and Koga and the remaining militiamen surrendered. And the coup and ritualistic suicides ended as quickly as they started. Blended in all of this was a strict adherence to tradition that Mishima believed, a tradition he was taught, a tradition he was born into. Decades of work and establishing himself as one of the greatest writers of his country was dismissed within the fleeting moments of one late November day. Today, the events are passively known in Japan as "The Mishima Incident."

In 2017, a Tokyo television station unearthed an old interview involving Mishima. It occurred nine months before the attempted coup, on February 19, 1970. In it, the author speaks with British translator John Bester on the Tokyo Broadcasting System. According to Nippon, Mishima thought of his end already:
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"I feel death has come into my body," Mishima said on the tape. “I’m obsessed with the idea that in Japan today, the only thing to do is to correct the language,” he also commented.

Criticizing his own writing, he said, “The flaw in my works is that the structures are too dramatic. I smear on my sentences like oil paintings. I hate Japanese-style pictures, which leave empty space.” He also said the Constitution was hypocritical.


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His self-reflection believed his work had become too dramatic, then, too, one notices his adherence to tradition as also too dramatic. Yet, here we are.

For seppuku, tradition dictates having a death poem prepared should the individual follow through with their end. Mishima, ever-observant of tradition, left these final words behind:
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A small night storm blows
Saying ‘falling is the essence of a flower’
Preceding those who hesitate
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Years later, the suicide and coup quietly faded in importance or notoriety, all the while Yukio Mishima remains in Japan's consciousness. The Mishima Prize was established in 1988 to honor work that "breaks new ground for the future of literature," while The Mishima Yukio Literature Museum was built beside Lake Yamanaka.

And in San Francisco, during the inaugural ceremony establishing the Rainbow Honor Walk, a hall of fame for LGBTQ individuals who were pioneers in their field, twenty individuals who were artists, musicians, writers, and protesters were unveiled.

Ever the writer and a protester, Yukio Mishima was among those first inducted.



Thursday, January 23, 2020

Like haikus? Like maps? There's a website that blends them both.





The creators at Satellite Studio created OpenStreetMap Haiku, a site that whips up a brand new haiku for every single address, neighborhood, town, etc. you place your cursor over.*

As the creative team explains in a blog post:

"Looking at every aspect of the surroundings of a point, we can generate a poem about any place in the world. The result is sometimes fun, often weird, most of the time pretty terrible. Also probably horrifying for haiku purists (sorry)."

Inspired by artist Naho Matsuda's EVERY THING EVERY TIME project, which used data points of one city to create short poems, the Satellite Studio team followed suit--albeit on a massive global scale.

The myriad of nearby data points from a selected spot include grocery stores, schools, bus stop locations, etc., to generate the haiku. They even include current weather and time of day, which leads to a potentially new haiku again and again for a selected spot.

Some randomly selected locations checked just now:

Boston, MA @ 28 State Street:
A bird in the tree,
Meet at Court Street, 1
The blurs of lifetimes


Paris, France @ 3 Avenue de l'Opera:
White paint on concrete
Quite chilly
Dear You


Tokyo, Japan @ JP Tower:
Commuting back home
A vacant lot
Warm air from the subway entrance


Checking local places I personally know, OpenStreetMap Haiku generated a variety of poems suggesting again and again that it was "a sad day."

Either the haiku generator is feeling down in the dumps or I need to reevaluate where I live.


*It works well in populated nations. But some random sparse locations, like Micronesia, weren't worth a haiku according to the map. Let's have a moment of silence for Micronesia then.


Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Japanese kindergarten teacher moonlights as a break dancer.



Ayumi Fukushima is a world-class break dancer (or "b-girl" if you're a cool kid down with the slang), traveling the world and in various competitions for solo and group performances.

She is also a kindergarten teacher.

Fukushima is so successful that the website Deadspin lets us know she's going to be a coach when "breaking" becomes a sport at the 2018 Youth Olympic Games.

Here's Fukushima in action with her sister in a two-versus-two event:





And here is a 4-minute documentary by filmmakers Daniel Zhu and Jennifer Whalen of Stance detailing the backstory:






This reminds me of my arthritic, overweight, elderly kindergarten teacher who was an elite beatboxer. It was her side hustle when she wasn't dishing out Teddy Grahams to us for snacktime.




Sunday, January 31, 2016

J.K. Rowling revealed the new schools of wizardry in the Harry Potter universe.



An American, Brazilian, Japanese, and African school of wizardry were revealed this weekend at the Celebration of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando Resort.

The American school is apparently called Ilvermorny, which channels a subtle vibe of Vermont. This makes sense because everyone knows Vermont is really a wonderful world of make-believe, where pickup driving men in camo live side-by-side with granola-eating, skiing yuppies.

Ilvermorny will be the centerpiece of the upcoming film Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, which I assume is a reference to neighboring Quebec. Anything speaking French is fantastic, even if it is a make-believe language of grunty, lusty laughs and nasally scoffs.



photo: J.K. Rowling/Pottermore

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Famous Writers Shirtless: Yukio Mishima



Writers are never known as the studliest or sexiest of people, but that doesn't stop them from showing some skin for the camera once in awhile.

So, occasionally we'll post some literary beefcake for your perusal.


Today:  Yukio Mishima




The pen is mightier than the sword! Get it! No--wait--he actually has a sword. Damn.

In Japan, all writers do 2,000 ab crunches every time they end a sentence with a preposition. You can't deny the results.

Little known fun fact: Fruit of the Loom underwear can be bought in value packs for that special someone in your life.



Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Japanese teenager is more talented than us, has messy room.



A seventeen-year old Japanese high school student who goes by the name Mozu has released a random collection of photos that, at first glance, look like random slices of Japanese life. A messy bedroom, for instance:



That wannabe Swiffer in the corner probably hasn't been touched in a few years.

Except all this is fake. No, you're not tripping on some e.coli from Chipotle.

It's all a 1/6 scale model of his bedroom.


He has an array of photos showing his absurd skill on his Twitter account, where you, too, can be humbled at your own lack of artistic talent.

At least we all can admit the similarity in that we all lived in a pig sty as a teenager.



Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Japan universities eliminating humanities and social science departments.

Freeeeaky.
In a speech, Japan's education minister, Hakuban Shimomura, stated that the country's colleges and universities should eliminate their humanities and social science departments. The focus, said Shimomura, should be on "more practical, vocational education that better anticipates the needs of society." If this was America, that would mean a greater focus on bacon.


This follows in the steps of Japan's prime minister, Shinzo Abe, suggesting that in order to place Japan back amongst the world's elite (wait, what the--, they're not?), it must focus higher education more on the STEM subject areas (science, technology, engineering, math). Those freaky, life-like robots coming out of Tokyo aren't going to build themselves, people!

Apparently bowing to pressure, 50 universities and institutes of higher learning across the country are taking Shimomura's advice and are shuttering their humanities and social science departments. In return, these universities are focusing their financial means on the aforementioned STEM departments.

So, in essence, everyone in Japan will be able to do math, they just won't be able to read the directions.



photo: BBC

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Japanese and Chinese government officials bring up Voldemort in political flap.


He-who-shall-not-be-named is being named all the time in a political flap between rivals Japan and China.

Voldemort, the nemesis of Harry Potter, has had his name invoked twice after Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo Abe's visited Tokyo's Yasukuni Shrine, where convicted war criminals are honored along with other war dead from World War II. Considering Japan and China were enemies during that war, Chinese officials weren't pleased.

"If militarism is like the haunting Voldemort of Japan, the Yasukuni Shrine in Tokyo is a kind of horcrux, representing the darkest parts of that nation's soul," wrote China's ambassador to the U.K., Liu Xiaoming, channeling his inner 12-year old boy.

Going tit-for-tat, Japan's ambassador to the U.K., Keiichi Hayashi, matched the nerdgasm political tone.

"There are two paths open to China. One is to seek dialogue, and abide by the rule of law. The other is to play the role of Voldemort in the region by letting loose the evil of an arms race and escalation of tensions," wrote Hayashi.

Of course, all of this is ridiculous unless someone references Dumbledore.



Thursday, November 8, 2012

Something horribly, horribly wrong has happend on the Japanese toy market.


Japanese toy maker Bandai has announced that they intend to release 'Chogokin King Robo Mickey & Friends' in early 2013. Yes, that Mickey. As in Mickey Mouse. As a robot.

Not just Mickey though--as the '& Friends' includes Minnie Mouse, Daisy and Donald Duck, Goofy, Pluto, and Steamboat Willy all combining into a wannabe Power Rangers robot.

In essence, it's channeling the Super Sentai Chogokin Shinken robot whatchamacallit toy from the 1980s. And if you're reading this right now and blacking out because I just typed the words Chogokin Shinken, I'm waaaaaaay ahead of you.






My grandmother gave me a Chogokin Shinken robot toy for Christmas once because she thought it was popular. Shockingly, 77-year old women don't have their fingers on the pulse of popular toys for 10-year old boys.