An American, Brazilian, Japanese, and African school of wizardry were revealed this weekend at the Celebration of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando Resort.
The American school is apparently called Ilvermorny, which channels a subtle vibe of Vermont. This makes sense because everyone knows Vermont is really a wonderful world of make-believe, where pickup driving men in camo live side-by-side with granola-eating, skiing yuppies.
Ilvermorny will be the centerpiece of the upcoming film Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, which I assume is a reference to neighboring Quebec. Anything speaking French is fantastic, even if it is a make-believe language of grunty, lusty laughs and nasally scoffs.
photo: J.K. Rowling/Pottermore
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