Showing posts with label Huffington Post. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Huffington Post. Show all posts

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Poet can't answer questions about her own work that appears on a standardized test.





Modern standardized testing exists.

That's about the only positive that can be said about it these days, and even that's not a positive thing.

Many parents want it to justify their child's educational success or failure, yet they don't want the standardized tests that are given because of personal, moral, or educational beliefs.

And:

Educators despise wasting weeks teaching toward these tests, and then spending more time to administer those very same tests.

And:

Administrators justify the testing as a means to show they're serious about improving education, yet have no other ideas or suggestions how to improve education except to enforce a standardized test upon educators and students in a one-size-fits-all model.

And:

Local, state, and federal government officials largely have no reasonable idea how actual education works, yet they pass legislation demanding standardized tests be given at the cost of hundreds of millions of dollars, per state, often to for-profit companies with little oversight.

And now this:

Which brings us to Sara Holbrook, a poet of merit, who recently found some of her work included on a Texas standardized test. The problem for Holbrook? As she wrote originally on the Huffington Post, the questions asked about her poetry were so open-ended and vague, even she didn't know the answer. That would seem to be a wee bit of a problem.

Many of the questions demand to know the motivations of the writer--except the test-creators never actually asked Holbrook her motivation or thought process in the poems used, so how would they know the answer? As Holbrook notes, often these tests examine dead writers' work. Dead writers are often quiet on the matter of standardized tests.

Or, as she concludes in her Huffington Post article:

"My final reflection is this: any test that questions the motivations of the author without asking the author is a big baloney sandwich. Mostly test makers do this to dead people who can’t protest. But I’m not dead.

I protest."



Sunday, May 22, 2016

Shakespeare's 'The Tempest' never looked so...bare.



I've always said that you can't really enjoy 400-year old Renaissance drama unless it's done stark naked in the middle of New York's Central Park--which is what happened this week at Summit Rock, where an all-female cast performed Shakespeare's The Tempest completely in the nude.

How does the theater company explain it?


"This Tempest [...] will be dramatized not only through performance and staging but also through inventive and integral use of costuming, with the harrowed, conspiring shipwreck victims initially forced to navigate the play’s island setting in constricting outfits suggestive of European aristocracy."


"[I]nventive and integral use of costuming."

Or, you know, as naked as the day you were born.

If this sounds reminiscent of that time you walked through Central Park naked while yelling out quotes from Shakespeare--it's exactly like that, minus the various felony charges and people fleeing from you while firing off pepper spray.

But just like that.



 

Monday, October 12, 2015

Cornell's president wants students to put away their electronics and get some sleep.



Cornell University president Elizabeth Garrett isn't thrilled with students sleeping less and less these days, and wants to see that trend turn around.

As she tells the Huffington Post, "I always worry about them because you deal better with things when you're rested and have a sense of balance and good judgment."

I assume everyone at Cornell must be an insomniac, because otherwise they'd have the good judgment not to go to Cornell, amiright?? (((rim-shot!)))

Studies show that people who drastically sleep less than they should tend to be more at risk for depression, risky behaviors, and memory loss. So Garrett has some advice for incoming freshman.

"Don't be constantly looking at your cell phone, or listening to things, and interact with your colleagues face to face in real time," Garrett tells HuffPo, "because you can't replicate the kinds of engagement that you have in a group of people sitting around watching each other's facial expressions."

Like the facial expression of disappointment when you realize you attend Cornell.

Alas, I assume this is what every incoming freshman at Cornell looks like:






Real time? What is real time? Is there fake time? Real time is one of those silly phrases that people use that doesn't actually mean anything--and this is coming from an individual running an Ivy League institution. She probably means in person, at that moment. Otherwise, Garrett is dipping into the human construct of what time actually is, a rationalization of existence broken into measured units. That's a philosophical debate I didn't see happening when talking about sleep.

And "listening to things"? Listening to what? Does Garrett mean an iPod? A fan in order to have white noise? Or am I staring at my couch and hoping it will talk to me? Because these are all things, but they all suggest different levels of mental health. Specificity would help so we all knew what she meant.



Sunday, October 11, 2015

When Science Goes Bad: The Killing of the Male Mustached Kingfisher Bird


Science performs a multitude of greater good for humanity. The good outweighs the bad in almost immeasurable ways. But there are those fleeting times science goes off-the-rails in head-shaking, sigh-inducing, groan-grumbling fashion. This is where we point to those great moments mistakes in science.


Today:  The Killing of the Male Mustached Kingfisher Bird

"It was like finding a unicorn."

That's what Chris Filardi, director of Pacific Programs at the American Museum of Natural History in New York, told Slate writer Rachel Gross after he caught the exceedingly rare male mustached Kingfisher bird last month. A female was captured back in 1927, and again in the 1950s, but no male has ever been caught. The bird, located solely in the "sky island" of Guadalcanal in the Solomon Islands, is so rare, there might only be anywhere between 250 and 1,000 left on the planet.

For nearly two decades Filardi had searched for the male variety of the mustached Kingfisher, and for nearly two decades he came up empty. So after catching the male in a mist net in September, Filardi and his team photographed the fluffy, blue and yellow bird, documented every physical characteristic and plumage, and made a variety of notes only an ornithologist would understand.

And then they killed the male mustached Kingfisher.


Pretend there's a mustached Kingfisher here.


Why? Filardi claims it was done in the name of conservation, in the name of science. "This was not a 'trophy hunt,'" he wrote in a post on the Audubon website after blowback from the public and his fellow scientists kept growing. Indeed, claims Filardi, the real advancement was really not capturing and killing the male Kingfisher, but "discovering that the world this species inhabits is still thriving in a rich and timeless way."

The problem here is that Filardi and his fellow birding enthusiasts are working off plenty of vague hopes. Take this passage from his blog post defending his decision:

"If, conservatively, 15 percent of this area represents suitable habitat, and if we assume densities we encountered are on the high end, this gives a population estimate of over 4000 individuals, a robust number for a large island bird."


What's the difference once the Kingfisher is extinct?

See? This was not a trophy hunt.

Two "if"s and an "assume" in one sentence. Sounds like hard, concrete science to me! If you're scratching your head at the logic, or lack thereof, presented by Filardi, he continues:

"Elders of the local land-owning tribe...relate stories of eating Mbarikuku, the local name for the bird; our local partners knew it as unremarkably common."

"Knew"--past tense. "Relate stories"--from the past. Again, the lack of logic keeps building upon itself. The bird used to be unremarkably common, but has decided to fool with us and play an epic game of hide-and-seek?

But Filardi continues playing both sides of the field. In a blog post he wrote, titled "Finding Ghosts" (the title alone, c'mon), he describes the morning he caught the male bird:

"When I came upon the netted bird in the cool shadowy light of the forest I gasped aloud, “Oh my god, the kingfisher.” One of the most poorly known birds in the world was there, in front of me, like a creature of myth come to life."

"Like a creature of myth come to life." But, again, this wasn't a trophy hunt.

Oh, he keeps going. Let's not stop now:

"Uluna-Sutahuri people call the bird Mbarikuku, and the older Uluna members of our team all had stories of encounters with it from their youth."

Again--the "older" locals remember encounters with the bird from their "youth." Not now, but decades and decades ago. Yet, this sort of wording, written by the Filardi, doesn't seem to register with Filardi himself, that maybe, just maybe, the bird is actually as rare as it seems. Maybe there isn't 4,000 of them, but actually 250. Maybe killing a male--which can impregnate multiple females, thus increasing the population--isn't the best idea right now.

Some fellow scientists agree. Mark Bekoff, Professor emeritus of Ecology and Evolutionary Biology at the University of Colorado, doesn't see the logic either. As he wrote in an op-ed on The Huffington Post:

"When will the killing of other animals stop? We need to give this question serious consideration because far too much research and conservation biology is far too bloody and does not need to be. [...] Killing "in the name of conservation" or "in the name of education" or "in the name of whatever" simply needs to stop. It is wrong and sets a horrific precedent for future research..."

To recap:
  • There's a rare bird.
  • There might be as few as 250 alive.
  • The male version of this bird has never been caught.
  • It's likened to a unicorn.
  • It's likened to a creature of myth.
  • A scientist spends twenty years of his life searching for this bird.
  • He catches a male by chance.
  • He kills it.
  • He swears it wasn't a trophy hunt.
  • He says it was done for science, so why the fuss?
  • He doesn't seemingly understand the concept or meaning of "conservation."

Using Filardi's own statement, "It was like finding a unicorn"--if you stumbled upon one, a unicorn, a thing you only associate with myth--would you then kill it? Because, hell, you might never see one again!

No.

No you wouldn't.

Unless you were on a trophy hunt.



Since Filardi owns the rights to the only documented photos of the male mustached Kingfisher, I can't reasonably post a photo without getting yelled at. But the bird will probably be extinct soon, so what's the difference, right?


Monday, September 22, 2014

Map of banned books shows that Texas and Connecticut finally have something in common.


Being Banned Books Week--the American Library Association's week-long focus on everything censored in literature--the Huffington Post put together a map detailing which states have had the most books challenged since 2013.

Oregon, North Carolina, Connecticut, and Texas all lead the way, showing how attempts at censorship reach every corner of America. The the first three states each cracked at least 10 attempts at book removal. But Texas? Everything's bigger in Texas. Texas is an overachiever at attempted censorship, with 114 cases since 2013.



On the flip side, this is also one of the few times Massachusetts and Nebraska have ever been equals at anything.

They both have had zero documented attempts at book censorship during that same period.



Map/Infographic: Huffington Post


Thursday, July 24, 2014

'Gossip Girl' Leighton Meester wrote a feminist essay on 'Of Mice and Men.'



Consider it a sort of highbrow promotional work.


Leighton Meester, best known as an actress from the television show Gossip Girl, and currently appearing on stage in the latest adaptation of John Steinbeck's 'Of Mice and Men,' wrote an essay on the Huffington Post regarding the feminist subtext within the book.

Clocking in at roughly 1,123 words, the essay wouldn't quite equal the minimum length of an American Literature midterm paper, but still reads on par with anything offered up by today's college students.

Case in point:


"Literarily, Curley's wife is compared to an animal in an effort to reduce and humiliate her. She is mockingly referred to as a "Lulu," the same name for Slim's dog, described as a bitch who just "slang nine pups.""


Ah, the humans-as-animals comparison--an old standby of literary analysis if there ever was one.

As a literary examination, it's a B-level paper, but as a side work from a celebrity, it's A+ material.





Photo: Meester's Instagram

She's holding 'The Grapes of Wrath' in the photo, despite the play she's appearing in. Did you notice that difference? No. No you did not.


Monday, June 9, 2014

Westboro Baptist Church protests school with gay principal, meets counter-protest with 1,000 students.



Continuing their attention seeking criss-cross of America, the Westboro Baptist Church ended up in Washington, DC, where they held a protest at Wilson High School, which, last week, had its principal come out publicly as gay.

Except sometimes when you're a bully, like the Westboro crowd, you get your comeuppance. 1,000 students from Wilson High volunteered to participate in a rally/counter-protest against the Westboro crazies.

What the Westboro folk got to see was this:




The "God created rainbows" sign in the back wins the day.





Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Even Superman is quitting the newspaper business.


The Daily Planet has hired Clark Kent as a reporter since 1940, but even Superman has his limits.

In the latest issue of the comic franchise, Clark Kent channels the feelings of everyone in middle management and goes on a diatribe at work--culminating in his quitting the newspaper business.

If you worked at the same place for 72 years and had a meager 401k plan, you'd probably quit, too.

Superman writer Scott Lobdell tells USA Today, "[Superman] is more likely to start the next Huffington Post or the next Drudge Report than he is to go find someone else to get assignments or draw a paycheck from."

Maybe Superman should look into a job at Newsweek?





photo: DC Comics, where apparently Superman lets out his anger on internet servers.

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Twitter toilet paper


Twitter is sometimes just verbal diarrhea.

Now Twitter can be helpful when you have actual diarrhea.

GetShitter.com now takes actual Twitter feeds and prints them on rolls of toilet paper. 2-ply toilet paper, too, says founder David Gillespie to the Huffington Post. "Kind of standard toilet paper there, nothing funky going on."

Well, something funky might be going on, but it won't be because of the paper.





photo: Huffington Post

Monday, August 22, 2011

Harry Potter is morphing into Farmville.

Pottermore is J.K. Rowling's new website that deals with everything Harry Potter. But if you dressed up as a wizard in the middle of summer to watch the final movie--don't get too excited. Pottermore.com is still in beta stage. To non-geeks, beta is generally a fancy way of saying "We're seeing if this website works by trickling people in very slowly." Picture Facebook before your mom joined.

So what will Pottermore be once you can join? It's supposed to be a free experience of becoming a student at Hogwarts, without all the silly socialization and human interaction you might expect by walking away from your computer and attending a school.

Thank God. Ever since I had to read 16,000 pages per book to end the series, I haven't had any friends.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Famous Last Words: Virginia Woolf couldn't keep things pithy even in death.



The Huffington Post has a photo slideshow about famous author's last words.

Half of them are probably apocryphal. I can't believe that Oscar Wilde is glib and sassy just as death awaits, or that poet Walter De La Mare's last words just happened to be so poetically stated as: "Too late for fruit. Too soon for flowers." Sure, pops. Whatever you say.

But I do believe that J.M Barrie was pretty straight-forward and said, hey, you know what? "I can't sleep." Sounds logical when your lungs are filled with pneumonia.

Or Franz Kafka losing his mind and screaming at a doctor to kill him. "Kill me or you are a murderer!" Sounds like a logical thing to say when tuberculosis is starving you. It's short, it's to the point, and you kind of get the subtle gist he's pretty ticked.

Anton Chekhov? "It's been a long time since I drank champagne." He apparently downed the drink, went to bed, and died. Did he toast his death? ((shrugs shoulders)) Sure, why not?

But Virginia Woolf--ahh, Virginia. Her suicide note runs 294 words. 294 final words. Shockingly, it wasn't written in a one sentence long giant block of text that lulls you into a mild state of unconsciousness.



Thursday, June 23, 2011

Is your Twitter really worth saving?


That's the question Aaron Belz on Huffington Post asks. Or something similarly along those lines when it comes to digital media. I try to spice it up because, ehh, it's the Huffington Post.

Is someone's Tweets worth saving? Are they literature? Is someone's Facebook status updates a form of artistic creation? According to Belz, the Library of Congress has started archiving Twitter posts for posterity. So, I guess some librarian believes it all has some merit.

Belz turns his article into a wannabe graduate student analysis of one man's Tweets, but the argument about permanence in digital media is a good one. Is digital-anything here for the long run? Yet, are books--which can deteriorate and turn to ruin--any better really at this whole permanence charade?

All I know is this blog has survived for over two years. That's 1 year and 364 days longer than I thought it'd last. In human years, this blog can finally talk and use the bathroom fairly proficiently.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

The Huffington Post has a labor disput on its hands.



The Newspaper Guild (a union for newspaper writers) has asked The Huffington Post to start paying its unpaid bloggers. The Huffington Post, in reply, says "nearly all of our bloggers are happy with the [unpaid] arrangement." In essence, it's like the NFL labor dispute getting all the media attention, except with fewer steroids and less of Tom Brady's hair.

This is an issue for little unknown bloggers of the world. (Not for me. I have a cult following numbering in the tens.) If you want an outlet to write and be read, well, The Huffington Post exists. But it doesn't pay. But it is profitable to The Huffington Post. Specifically, it's profitable to the tune of $315 million, which is what The Huffington Post made off its merger with AOL recently.

Now, if you'll allow me to put on my Brother Comrade hat for a moment, this is insanity. No writer is "happy" to be unpaid. Rii-i-ight. We writers like to take that starving artist vibe to the max. A paycheck? Pssh. That just means I could eat--and eating means I wouldn't be starving, which means I'll lose half my credibility of being a starving artist.

Yes, a steady stream of roving eyeballs reading your work is great. But you know what's greater? When you can eat and pay your rent, too. And if the company you write for just banked $315 million, ehhh...my math skills aren't so hot, but I think they have a little coin to spread around and pay some people.