Showing posts with label Oxford English Dictionary. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Oxford English Dictionary. Show all posts

Monday, November 23, 2015

Is it stuffing? Or is it dressing?



Later this week Americans will gather with family and friends for a massive dinner most assuredly involving turkey. But what goes with the turkey, despite angry relatives, is a matter of where you live.

Is it stuffing or dressing?

Each word comes from a different etymological root, and Americans even disagree what each word defines. Butterball conducted a survey of 1,000 random people in nine different regions, finding that the majority of Americans call it stuffing. No region was more partial to calling it stuffing than New England, where 100% of respondents claimed it as such.

On the flip side, the East South Central Region (I don't know--ask Butterball where they got that name), which includes Kentucky, Tennessee, Alabama, and Mississippi, all favor dressing as the word of choice. In total, only 11 states have a dressing majority--while everywhere else favors stuffing.


In 2013, Epicurious did a peak season term search for both stuffing and dressing, and largely found the same result. The only major anomaly Epicurious and Butterball differ on is the state of Nevada, where Butterball claims they call it dressing. But Epicurious says that stuffing is the third-most searched for term in Nevada, well ahead of dressing--so what does Butterball know? In the end, does anyone trust a Thanksgiving dinner cooked in Nevada? No. No they do not.

There's an old adage that stuffing is what goes inside a bird and dressing is what's cooked alongside, but there's no validity to back up up those definitions. The famed cookbook The Joy of Cooking, published continually since 1931, once made such a claim, simply throwing out that interpretation without any facts as to origin. The book's huge popularity potentially influenced generations to come nonetheless.

So what is the etymoligical history of each word? Let's look at both:

Stuffing:
As might be obvious, stuffing was created out of the verb "to stuff," while adding the suffix "-ing." The modern version was spoken between the 15th and 16th centuries, depending on which dictionary you want to rely upon, but no later than roughly 1538, when it appeared in print. The Middle English stuff comes from the Old French estoffe (furniture or material) and estoffer (equip or furnish). In turn, the Old French comes from the Greek stuphein (draw together).

Except some etymologists disagree, claiming stuffing really was born out of the Latin farcire, Which became the French farcir (stuff), which became the English farce. Regardless, all agree stuffing became the norm by the 1500s.

Dressing:
Like stuffing, dressing is created out of the verb "to dress" with the added suffix of "-ing," but appeared earlier than its counterpart. The Middle English dressen was popular between 1275-1325, evolving out of the Anglo-French dresser or drescier. That came from the very similar Old French drecier, itself evolved out of the Latin dīrēctus--following somewhat the same root as the modern word direct.

Still awake? Boiled down, stuffing comes from Greek (unless it comes from Latin), dressing comes from Latin (but it's definitely not Greek).

When in doubt.
That doesn't quite explain the disparity in how geographically Americans gravitate toward one word over the other. One theory put forth argues that stuffing was widely accepted throughout England until the 1880s, when high-minded Victorian society found the word too crude, thus gravitating toward dressing instead. The theory continues that those who immigrated to America pre-1880 said stuffing (and thus passed it down), while those who crossed the Atlantic post-1880 influenced the regions with dressing.

Meanwhile, some cooks claim it's a matter of cornbread versus typical bread--with the dressing crowd using cornbread, and the stuffing masses using white bread.

Even historical food timelines seem at a loss as to how the schism in the word usage came about. The Oxford English Dictionary, which is usually reliable in such matters, describes dressing--with regard to food--as a stuffing.

In the end, the linguistic mystery of how a nation became divided really is a matter of what you choose to believe. Greek versus Latin, population ebbs and flows, cookbook influences--there's no concrete answer.

Whatever you want to believe, when it doubt, just call it Stove Top.




Tuesday, November 17, 2015

The Oxford Dictionaries Word of The Year is best represented by a case of jaundice.


Emoji is the Word of The Year.

Except apparently only a very specific emoji:


Casper Grathwohl, president of Oxford Dictionaries, says that the "face with tears of joy emoji" best represents the "playful and intimacy" of emoji culture.

I could dive into the debate as to whether this is just a gimmick to get two minutes of attention from the Oxford Dictionaries people, but I'll just respond in a language they'd understand:




Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Fashionable Words: Codswallop




[Sometimes words die out of fashion. But sometimes those words are good words, words with a certain appeal that can't be denied forever. Those words should be brought back into fashion, used frequently and used often. These are those words.]


Word:
Codswallop


Definition:  noun
Nonsense, drivel.


Origin:
This is one of those words in history that people start guessing at. No one really knows where it came from. If you feel like making up a history on your own, it might hold as much truth.

What a wallop!
The OED claims--hopes--suggests--that maybe the word originates from Hiram Codd, who loved patenting mineral water manufacturing techniques in the 1870s. Otherwise, the second half evolves from wallop, an old Northern French word that goes back nearly 800 years and is the origination for the modern word gallop. This evolved over the centuries from Old French to Middle English into our still-modern wallop.

Wallop has a variety of modern definitions though, but with regard to codswallop, the word probably originates from the early 20th century definition for an alcoholic beverage.

Wallop reached its peak in 1949 when George Orwell used the word in his acclaimed novel 1984, specifically in the sentence, "When I was a young man, mild beer--wallop we used to call it--was fourpence a pint." Well, if it's mild, you don't want to overspend.

Wallop has generally died off ever since. Thanks, Orwell.


Most obscure UrbanDictionary.com definitions of codswallop:
(verbatim)

1. Something that doesn't make sense and sounds like utter nonsense can be described as codswallop, also, in some places of devon, there are cults that use the walloping of a cod as a method of induction into their sect...

3.  Often said by Hagrid in Harry Potter movies and book. The actual definition is believed to be a sack tap done by a pissed off fish after it is caught.

[Ed. Note: I'm not sure what a 'sack tap' is.]


Used in a sentence:

1.  Don't give me that codswallop--you're just robbing Peter to pay Paul.


Why you should use codswallop in your daily life:

It blends the allure of northern Atlantic fish with the mild allusion to physical abuse.


Word Awesomeness Scale (1-to-5):

Two.

Fishy sounds don't sell.






Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Fashionable Words: Flibbertigibbet



[Sometimes words die out of fashion. But sometimes those words are good words, words with a certain appeal that can't be denied forever. Those words should be brought back into fashion, used frequently and used often. These are those words.]


Word:
Flibbertigibbet


Definition:  noun
1.  A chattering or frivolous person, usually a flighty individual.

2.  The name of a devil or fiend.

3.  An individual of street urchin qualities, who looks mischievous or restless.


Origin:
No, strangely it has nothing to do with flubber.

As the OED tells us, flibbertigibbet seems to be an "onomatopoeic representation of unmeaning chatter." In other words, a nonsense word that now makes sense.

The first known use of flibbertigibbet occurred in 1549 by Hugh Latimer, the Anglican bishop who was later chaplain to King Edward VI, when he used the word in a sermon. Specifically, it appeared in the following tender-hearted gem, "These flatterers, and flybbergybes an other daye shall come & clawe you by the backe..."

Creating nonsense words while scaring the hell out of you--it's like my worst memories of Catholic school kindergarten.

Latimer in a rare moment not irking someone.
Latimer had the delightful tendency to annoy many people during his day though, and was all over the theological Christian map in the early 1500s when the schism between Roman Catholicism and Protestantism occurred. During his soap opera-esque life he...

...was born a Catholic...
...became a priest and self-declared himself as "obstinate a papist as any was in England"...
...changed his mind and realigned himself with Reformation doctrine by the mid-1520s...
...became the Bishop of Worcester in 1535 under Henry VIII...
...ticked off Henry for opposing the monarch's Six Articles, which mildly accepted some points of emphasis with Catholicism...
...was put in jail in the Tower of London...
...after Henry died, he got back in the good graces of Henry's son, Edward VI, becoming chaplain...
...and was then burned at the stake when the Catholic monarch, Mary I, took the throne after Edward.

But I think we all saw that coming.

As they say in St. Olaf, she's a flibbertigibbet.
Flibbertigibbet didn't gain much traction as a word for another fifty years, until the Archbishop of York, Samuel Harsnet, used the word in his treatise A Declaration of Popish Impostures in 1603, where he helps clarify devil names. "Frateretto, Fliberdigibbet, Hoberdidance, Tocobatto were foure deuils of the round, or Morrice," he wrote. Devil names have never seemed so exotic or flamboyant since.

Five years later, in 1608, Shakespeare jumped on the flibbertigibbet bandwagon, including the word in King Lear, specifically the line "The foule fiend fliberdegibek...hurts the poore creature of earth." Admittedly, not Shakespeare's most memorable stuff, but it helped legitimize flibbertigibbet.

Today, flibbertigibbet can best be described in the form of Rose Nylund from The Golden Girls.

Most obscure UrbanDictionary.com definitions of flibbertigibbet:
(all verbatim)

4.) a really long word

5.) like Lowtax but with whiter tetth

6.)  Some b**** with red hair. Word first used in the comedy "Joe VS The Volcano".

[Ed.: "Joe Versus the Volcano" was Tom Hanks' career low point.]


Used in a sentence:

That flibbertigibbet has spent the entire dinner party chattering about the most mundane things.



Why you should use flibbertigibbet in your everyday life:

Subtly evokes images of turkey giblets and the gallows.

Word Awesomeness Scale (1-to-5):

Four.

No word has ever sounded so insultingly cute.




Thursday, June 26, 2014

Fashionable Words: Doozy


[Sometimes words die out of fashion. But sometimes those words are good words, words with a certain appeal that can't be denied forever. Those words should be brought back into fashion, used frequently and used often. These are those words.]


Word:
Doozy


Definition:   noun (and adjective)
Something outstanding, remarkable, amazing, unique.


Origin:
Most likely a 20th-century creation, there's actually no concrete history as to where doozy comes from, although the OED suggests an old slang variant of the word daisy is the origin.

You're probably thinking flowers right now. Don't. Or maybe you're thinking of the female name, like Daisy Buchanan. Nah. While daisies are lovely flowers and Ms. Buchanan was a charming person when not mowing down innocent people in the road, the slang daisy didn't have to do with either flowers or female names. (Although Daisy Buchanan plowing over Myrtle in a speeding car was a bit of a doozy.)

The hydrangeaist!
Instead, daisy (as the classy doozy) meant something was first rate, top-notch, fantastic, etc., and first appeared in text in 1757. Its first appearance in something noteworthy came in 1886 when it popped up in the old children's novel Little Lord Fauntleroy, in the sentence "She's the daisiest gal I ever saw!" Admittedly, "She's the hydrangeaist girl I ever saw!" doesn't roll off the tongue quite as well.

Doozy
finally appeared in its own right in 1903, when it popped up in a book called Slang Fables from Afar by Al Kleberg. Kleberg, who is otherwise unnoteworthy, also holds the distinction of first citing batty (as in crazy) in a text.

Al Kleberg, the unknown Shakespeare of his time.



Most obscure UrbanDictionary.com definitions of doozy:
(verbatim)

4.  Something that is better than everything else. Also, a famous Runescape player who is one of the best in that game.

5.  A delicious drink in a can or bottle

The doozy card.



10.  someone that mean anything, a word that can be used anywhere at anytime, like how in uno you have a wild card that can be any color well DOOZY is a wild word it can mean anything.

11.  A night filled with excessive drinking to the point that events of the said night are hazy and cannot be completely recalled. There are varying degrees of "doozy", the most common being a night filled with drunken hilarity that for the most part is only recalled by those who did not get too drunk, or partake in the "doozy". A person who has a doozy usually wakes up the next morning wondering where he/she is, often times confused about the events of the night before.







Used in a sentence:


Better watch out--this snowstorm is going to be a doozy!



Why you should use doozy in your everyday life:

Makes you sound like an innocent seven-year old who just inherited an English estate.


Word Awesomeness Scale (1-to-5):

Three.

Could be mistaken as the name of Snow White's long lost dwarf.



Sunday, April 27, 2014

The Onion: 15 Most Common Misspellings



Quite often people omit the letter C in the everyday noun “truck.”

The Onion has a chuckly-ha-ha about misspellings.

It's only funny if you read the Oxford English Dictionary for a swinging good time--or you're an insomniac who quietly recites "I before E, except after C" in an attempt to sleep.


I've done both.




Pity me.



photo: The Onion



Thursday, April 17, 2014

Fashionable Words: Tomfoolery


[Sometimes words die out of fashion. But sometimes those words are good words, words with a certain appeal that can't be denied forever. Those words should be brought back into fashion, used frequently and used often. These are those words.]



Word:
Tomfoolery


Definition:  noun
Foolish or silly behavior; the action or behavior of a tom-fool.


Waka-waka-waka!

Origin:

The modern tomfoolery has only been bandied about since 1812, when--according to the OED--writers (and brothers) Horatio and James Smith included the word in their book of humor, Rejected Addresses, specifically the line, "Round let us bound for this is Punch's holiday, Glory to Tomfoolery, huzza! huzza!"

Zing! That 19th century comedy is as fresh as ever!





Tomfoolery is just the offspring of a much older--and very similar--word, tom-fool (or, all dressed up like a proper noun, Tom-Fool), which the OED tells us was born around 1356. Joseph Thomas Fowler, in 1901, edited a manuscript from those quaint days of the 14th century called Extracts from the Account Rolls of the Abbey of Durham (your bible if you're an insomniac) which included the following sentence from 500+ years earlier, "Pro funeracione Thome Fole."


Note: Google Translate doesn't translate much.


[Side note: Google Translate detects that jambled sentence as Spanish. Or Latin. Or God knows what.

When translators quit on you, that's when you know you're diving deep.]






So why Tom and why fool?

For centuries Tom was considered a generic male's name, the same we might use the name John today. (Think: John Doe.) Tom Thumb, Tom, Dick, and Harry, tomcat, and Tom and Jerry are all examples of good ol' generic Tom. If you're named Tom, odds are your parents lacked imagination. This is how they met each other. They were dull. It happens.

As for fool, it appears as long as there has been language there have been fools. This results in a gasbag of an etymology, from Middle English to Old French to Italian to Latin, where we end up with follem or follish, which, when popularized in Latin, meant an empty-headed person.


Most Obscure UrbanDictionary.com definitions of tomfoolery:
(verbatim)

Trying to figure out what he needs to shine.
2.  Wreaking Havoc/causing general chaos/shennanigans, taking the piss, etc...

10.  Cockney rhyming slang for 'jewelry'. Often shortened to just 'tom'.

11.  monkey shines

12.  sticking a half-smoked joint into the carb of a pipe and covering the bowl with your thumb.




Used in a sentence:

1.  The administrators of the college won't stand for the hijinks and tomfoolery of the frats during pledge week.


Why you should use tomfoolery in your everyday life:
Because noahfoolery or jacobfoolery don't have quite the same ring.


Word Awesomeness Scale (1-to-5):
Two.

Shenanigans is better, but tomfoolery is reliable.




Saturday, December 21, 2013

Fashionable Words--Special Holiday Word Edition: Humbug


[Sometimes words die out of fashion. But sometimes those words are good words, words with a certain appeal that can't be denied forever. Those words should be brought back into fashion, used frequently and used often. These are those words.]



Word:
Humbug


Definition:  
noun (and adjective)

A hoax; deceptive or false talk; a jesting or befooling trick; an imposition.

verb
To deceive; to trick.


Origin:

Yeah. No.

Humbug came into vogue around 1750, but beyond that--who knows?

No one knows. Not Merriam-Webster, not Reference, not the OED. When the OED gives up on you as a word, that's sad.

Wiktionary claims it comes from the combination of the slang for hum (to delude) and bug (a specter, a goblin). That sounds as good as any other rationale, except they don't back it up with any origination facts.

So let's all just give a hat-tip to good ol' Ebenezer and leave it at that.


Most obscure UrbanDictionary.com definitions of 'humbug':
(Everything verbatim)

4.  A humbug is a very rare insect that crawls up your butt when you sleep, and starts humming songs.

6.  A person that begs alot. They usually are cool so u let them in ur clique but u hate to be around them cuz they snakes they lie, sometimes are lame and they beg alot.

7.  What you get if you cross a Hummer with a VW.

11.  A sweet that all old people eat.

12.  A round black and white marbled inconsistancy in the otherwise yellow shit of a young baby and caused by previously taking a spoonful of gripe water.

13. The act of turning your dog upside down and licking it's testicles.

15.  an annoying person who loves to lick his toes.


Used in a holiday sentence:

Ghost of Christmas Past? Humbug!



Word Awesomeness Scale (1-to-5):

Four

It sounds pissy and crotchety. And pissy and crotchety is good at the holidays.



Monday, November 25, 2013

Fashionable Words: Nincompoop


[Sometimes words die out of fashion. But sometimes those words are good words, words with a certain appeal that can't be denied forever. Those words should be brought back into fashion, used frequently and used often. These are those words.]

Word:
Nincompoop



Definition:  noun
A foolish person; an individual lacking common sense.

Origin:
No respectable dictionary will dare say with confidence. "Origin uncertain" is about as hard edge as they'll get.

Samuel Johnson--he being the grandaddy of all modern dictionaries--was throwing things against the wall and seeing what stuck when he wrote that nincompoop came from the Latin non compos, usually seen in legal terms like non compos mentis (not mentally competent).
Samuel Johnson double-checks his Latin.


Sounds legit, right? Not so, said the Oxford English Dictionary, as they picked a fight with a dead man and called out Johnson decades after his passing, suggesting his logic didn't account for variations of nincompoop that were around in the 1600 and 1700s. Today, the OED believes there's a chance nincompoop's origins come from the Dutch, especially the poop side of the word.

Poep, a 17th century Dutch derogatory word talking trash about Germans, was bandied about and adopted by English folk. Yes, poep gives us our modern use of poop. Today, whenever you casually mention the need to take a bowel movement, you're actually speaking ill of 17th century Germans. Remember that.

The nincom side of the word is equally obscure, with little proof of how it originates. The OED subtly suggests it might come from the French
nicodème (a simple person), which in turn comes from Nicodemite--a Middle French term that describes someone who is a timid adherent, especially religiously (think: Protestants in Catholic countries, or vice versa, 400 years ago), with allusions to the ancient gentleman named Nicodemus.

Why does the name Nicodemus sound familiar to you? No, he wasn't an early mathematician or third-rate mobster in a Martin Scorsese flick. In the bible, Nicodemus appears during the Gospel of John as a Jewish ruler who showed favor to Jesus Christ, most notably visiting Jesus at night to learn about his teachings. Later, after Christ's crucifixion, Nicodemus is mentioned as helping remove the body of Jesus from the cross.

That's right. Nincompoop somehow potentially combines Christ's crucifixion with the Dutch lingo for feces.

Most obscure UrbanDictionary.com definitions of nincompoop:





4. 
A braindead self important little turd given an impressive sounding job title to keep him blissfully ignorant of the world shattering nefarious machinations of his keepers. Derived from army slang 'non-com' short for non commissioned officer.

13. 
Slang term for anyone who is a devoted fan of Nine Inch Nails, or NIN, usually only used by other fans.






Used in a sentence:

1. That nincompoop used dirty dish water to fill up the coffee maker.


Why you should use nincompoop in your daily life:

It makes you sound like a nebbish academic, circa 1920.


Word Awesomeness Scale (1-to-5):
Four.

It's the only time you can say 'poop' without sounding like a kindergartener.


Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Oxford Dictionaries' word of the year? Selfie.


According to the editors, the use of 'selfie' has increased by 17,000% in the past 12 months.

If prior words of the year are any indication, you'll probably forget 'selfie' by this time next year. Why? The previous four winners of Word of the Year:

2012  omnishambles
2011  squeezed middle
2010  big society
2009  simples

There's a 17,000% chance I haven't used any of those words or phrases ever.




photo: Oxford Dictionaries, via The Guardian.

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Fashionable Words: Rigmarole


[Sometimes words die out of fashion. But sometimes those words are good words, words with a certain appeal that can't be denied forever. Those words should be brought back into fashion, used frequently and used often. These are those words.]


Word:

Rigmarole (UK variant)
or
Rigamarole (US variant)


Definition:  noun and adjective
noun:
An overly involved piece of writing; an incoherent story.

adjective:
Overly protracted, elaborate, or diffuse; rambling.


Origin:
To detail the etymology of the British rigmarole, we're going to have to go through the usual rigmarole. Learning by doing--hooray!

So we head to the OED, experts in etymological rigmarole.

Rigmarole most likely comes from Ragman roll, which in turn is based off an old game called Ragman played in the 14th century. Ragman involved players grabbing on strings to pull out rolls which involved long, detailed descriptions of characters. And, yeah...that's about it. It's like competitive reading with a ball of yarn. You try keeping entertained in a time of plague.

King Edward I gets to hammerin'.



Yet, the proper noun Ragman potentially connects to the name of a statute of the same name by King Edward I in 1276, which provided for justices to be appointed to reform law and hear about local corruption the previous 25 years.

(In case you're trying to keep your medieval English monarchs straight, Edward I was also known as Longshanks and the Hammer of the Scots, a charming nickname that belies the fact the Scots defeated Edward's attempt to overtake them. Edward really should have been known as the Hammer of the Welsh. He conquered Wales by 1283.)






Samuel Pegge even loved
looking old.



Ragman
and Ragman's Roll's association with all things long-winded (like this etymology) slowly evolved into the modern rigmarole, which has its first known written appearance circa 1736 in Samuel Pegge's An Alphabet of Kenticisms. Pegge was an antiquary--a fashionable man of leisure and lover of old stuff--as well as a wannabe historian of language quirks in Derbyshire, England, which explains rigmarole's inclusion. Did he also hoard antiques and hold weekend yard sales? Sure, let's assume so.






Most obscure UrbanDictionary.com definitions of rigamarole:
1. An annoying series of seemingly unnecessary steps that causes a commotion and results in confusion, irritation and resentment by the people who inevitably have to do all the extra work to fix something they didn't break.

3.
Intense partying...
Perhaps involving cocaine, extasy, pcp, lots of booze, a joint or two, some lsd, mushrooms...etc.
Usually two/three day benders. The "rigamarole" intensifies as the party continues. Usually involves all the strange happenings as you continue to hallucinate and give 'er...


Used in a sentence:
1. Quit all this rigmarole and get to your point!


Why you should use rigmarole in your daily life:
It makes you sound like an 85-year old British grandmother, and who doesn't love 85-year old British grandmothers?


Word Awesomeness Scale (1-to-5):
Three.

Anything involving string could be slightly more exotic.


Saturday, January 19, 2013

Fashionable Words: Kerfuffle

[Sometimes words die out of fashion. But sometimes those words are good words, words with a certain appeal that can't be denied forever. Those words should be brought back into fashion, used frequently and used often. These are those words.]

Word:

Kerfuffle


Definition:   noun
A commotion, disturbance, or fuss.


Origin:
Depends on which spelling you like with your kerfuffle.

According to the OED, kerfuffle was born in 1946 in That Summer, and other stories, a book by New Zealand's own Frank Sargeson. Sargeson only gets credit for the standard spelling in use today though, so tough shakes, Frank.

The original Scottish curfuffle (also known as gefuffle, because Scots love words that sound like you're four sheets to the wind) came from poet George Bruce in 1813, specifically from this jaunty little line:

An' Jeanie's kirtle, aye sae neat, Gat there a sad carfuffle.

It's even more fun when you try to say it like Ewan MacGregor in Trainspotting!

Sir David Lyndsay looking to start trouble.

Kerfuffle/curfuffle
both have fuffle at their roots--meaning 'to throw into disorder, to jerk about'--which takes our etymology train back to 1536, when Scottish poet and diplomat Sir David Lyndsay first used the fuffle in his work Answer to Kingis Flyting.
[Not for nothing side story: Lyndsay rose through the ranks of Scottish court under James V (best known as Mary, Queen of Scots' dad). Yet for a man who was Scotland's point man on many international diplomatic events, there's no knowledge of Lyndsay's youth, education, upbringing, or even when he officially died. Is Lyndsay still alive today? Sure, why the hell not. Unsubstantiated, obscure, historical rumors--only on The Toolbox!]



The prefix cur- most likely comes from the Gaelic car (twist or turn about). Meanwhile, the prefix ker- is possibly influenced by cur-, so says the OED, but is really just an onomatopoeic formation to create the sound of something. (Think: "Kersplash!") For reasons unknown, the OED says ker- is generally considered vulgar, but doesn't explain.

There you go--I just offended you, and you didn't even realize it.


Most obscure UrbanDictionary.com definitions of kerfuffle:

4.  Basically used by Lou Reed from Little Britain. It means a state, a problem or a hassle.

8.  A cough that makes you fart.

10.  A very very rare sighting of a beaver-like animal with a mullet...it was seen in the backwoods of southern Kentucky...it had very large buck teeth and the people were not sure if it was a hillbilly that had moved into the wild or a very large beaver with a mullet.


Used in a sentence:
1.  Martha's new fruit punch recipe caused quite a kerfuffle at the church social once everyone found out it was made with seven kinds of liquor.


Word Awesomeness Scale (1 to 5):
Four.

Sounds less threatening than it actually is.


Thursday, December 20, 2012

Fashionable Words--Special Holiday Word Edition: Yule


[Sometimes words die out of fashion. But sometimes those words are good words, words with a certain appeal that can't be denied forever. Those words should be brought back into fashion, used frequently and used often. These are those words.]


Word:
Yule


Definition:
noun

Christmas, or the Christmas season.


Origin:

Merriam-Webster--those cherubs with their lackluster effort!--only tell us yule was first used sometime before the 12th century. That's like saying every word existed sometime before today. Safe guess.

Dictionary.com sees Merriam-Webster its 12th century prediction and raises it to the 10th century. They claim yule is born of the same parentage as the Old Norse word jōl.

The OED, the wise sages in all that is old and wordy, tells us that, indeed, yule came about in first known use in Old English style around the year 900--which is to say it looked nothing like it does today. It first appeared in the book Old English Martyrology (because nothing says the Christmas spirit like people being murdered!), specifically in this sentence:

Feowertig daga ær Criste acennisse, þæt is ær geolum.

I know. It looks like something J.R.R. Tolkien wrote while on a bender--but if you're reading this blog right now your ancient ancestors possibly once spoke a sentence very similar to the one above. In this case, the yule used in this Old English version is geolum.

By around 1440, yule started undergoing puberty. In Le Bone Florence of Rome, a medieval chivalric romance, yule appears in the following sentence:

Of seynt Hyllary the churche ys, The twenty day of yowle y wys.

Yule = yowle. We're getting closer.

By about 1500, in a version of the book Merlin, yule evolves again into the following:

The kynge is now deed sithe Martin-masse, and fro hens to yoole is but litill space.

That's damned near borderline Shakespearean, but I can already hear Engineering majors complain the sentence makes no sense still. Nonetheless, over the remaining centuries, yoole becomes yool becomes any variety of spellings, all until we get today's yule.


Most obscure UrbanDictionary.com definitions of 'yule':

1.  When some adolescent's voice breaks and it goes high pitched can be measured on a grade of 1 to 10.

3.  A move that Soulja Boy created that is displayed in his video where you put your arms straight out to one side and, with your hands in fists, move them up and down and hop the opposite way that your arms are pointing.

5.  To thrust hard during sexual intercourse.

6.  The act of [Ed.: Well, it's definitely sexual related, I'll say that much.]

7.  To thoroughly kick another person's ass or to beat another person indifinitely in a competition of wit and/or skill. This word can also be interchanged for the word shit. It is used negatively to show an opponent that he has been conquered.


Used in a holiday sentence:

1. Someone slice the yule log and let's get dessert rolling here!


Word Awesomness Scale (1 to 5):
Three.

Most dictionaries warn it might be confused with you'll. That's lame.

Friday, November 30, 2012

Fashionable Words--Special Holiday Word Edition: Hark!






[Sometimes words die out of fashion. But sometimes those words are good words, words with a certain appeal that can't be denied forever. Those words should be brought back into fashion, used frequently and used often. These are those words.]




Word:


Hark 

(Preferably said with an exclamation point--Hark!)


Definition:  
verb (transitive)

To listen attentively to; to hear; to pay attention to.


Origin:
The OED tells us it comes from the Middle English herkien, which is in turn from the Old English heorcian, which corresponds to the Old Frisian (Frisian? Think: Old Netherlands) herkia...and my god, this goes on for miles and miles and miles...

...and the Old Frisian comes from the West Frisian herckjen/harckjen...
...as well as the North Frisian harke...
...which is all related to the Middle Dutch horken/horcken...
...coming from the Flemish dialect heurken/horken...
(Seriously, go grab a snack, hit the bathroom--this etymology is HUGE.)
...and the Middle High German and modern German horchen...
...which evolves from the Old High German hôrechen...
...and that was just the same as the Middle High German hôrchen
...and the OED wants you to know that the funky-looking "o" with a hat perhaps owes its long ô to the influence of hôren, which means to hear.

If you're still paying attention, you're not only an etymology nerd, you're also lonely.

Hark first appears in known use during the year 1175, specifically within the following small passage:

Bluðeliche he wule herkien þet þe preost him leið on.

Half of those are real letters. I swear.


Most obscure UrbanDictionary.com definition of 'hark':
2.  A person in a state of drunkardness that results in inconceivably retarded actions.

4.  To sing in the plummy rock baritone style of English singer-songwriter James Harker, halfway between the untrained manliness of Nick Cave and the preppy refinement of Josh Groban. 

5.  The sound a cat makes when throwning (sic) up a hairball, or the body movements made while the cat is yarking up a hairball.

9.  Dweebish freak with a dependency (addiction) on Pepto-Bismol.

10.  A young, Indian male that is so sexy. He has the traits of athletic, intelligent, funny, and attractive (sic). The best male you could find in the world.   [Ed.: Hubba-hubba.]


Used in a holiday sentence:
1.  Hark! The herald angels sing!


History used in holiday songs:
Charles Wesley was an important, early leader in the Methodist movement and an occasional 18th century writer who had an inner hippie with some great song lyrics just ready to burst out.

In 1739, Wesley released a book called Hymns and Sacred Poems, which included Hark! The Herald Angels Sing. Wesley wanted Hark! to be set to slow, somber music (picture Silent Night, but with lots of yelling of Hark! interspersed)--which was quickly ignored and given the mid-tempo beat we know today.

Even the first couplet we know of the song (the only lines you can actually sing right now to yourself while you read this) aren't Wesley's lyrics. Wesley's original lines were Hark! how all the welkin rings / Glory to the King of Kings. George Whitefield, an Anglican preacher who apparently could really keep a tune--and also an associate of Wesley's--had better taste in music. Whitefield changed the first two lines of the song to what we know today.

The music accompaniment is nothing like the original 1739 mid-tempo variety either. Felix Mendelsshon's music for an entirely separate cantata (Festgesang) written over a hundred years later was adopted to be the background tune for Hark! The Herald Angels Sing. Musician William H. Cummings, the chorister at St. Paul's Cathedral, took this liberty with Mendelsshon's music and Wesley's lyrics, blending them together in 1855.

In essence, Cummings sampled music. He was the Jay-Z of his day.


Word Awesomeness Scale (1 to 5):
Four.

It'd be better if an angel actually showed up to sing when you used it.