Showing posts with label Ian Fleming. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ian Fleming. Show all posts

Monday, September 28, 2015

New James Bond novel shows a softer, gentler side.




Anthony Horowitz is writing the latest James Bond book, titled "Trigger Mortis," but admits this Bond isn't the same one we're used to reading in books or seeing on screen.

"My wife Jill Green [...] read the first draft and was quite angry about some of the language and some of the words I used and the descriptions," Horowitz told England's Radio Times.

"And she was right as she always is and I had to cut back and cut back. I had to really bring it back over the line again. Bond's whole attitude to women, although it's part of his character it doesn't really play very well these days."

And let's not forget Bond's smoking, which is a 30-a-day habit, created out of Bond's original writer Ian Fleming's own smoking habit.

"To give Bond his 30-a-day habit was against my instinct,” said Horowitz. To feel morally acceptable allowing Bond to smoke, Horowitz added a scene in the book where Bond reads a label about the dangers of smoking.

To recap, this Bond doesn't sleep around as much and is cognizant of the dangers of smoking.

In other words, future Bond novels will probably have him doing papier-mâché and taking a quality multivitamin, all while inviting the story's villain to come by for a lovely dinner of chicken Marsala.




Trigger Mortis? Really now? That sounds like the name of the worst Walt Disney character ever created.



Saturday, December 14, 2013

James Bond is an impotent alcoholic, medical journal says.


Having read all of Ian Fleming's books and detailed James Bond's penchant for martinis, researchers say Bond  averaged drinking 92 units of alcohol a week. Odds are if a real man he'd have died around the age of 56 from a heart attack, not an assassin's bullet. Besides an early death, researchers also state Bond would have been impotent, physically dependent on booze, and had alcohol-induced tremors.

Tremors?

Insert your "shaken, not stirred" martini joke here: "______________!!!"



Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Study: 12% of American college students think Mount Everest is in the Appalachians.

Humphrey Bogart lets his co-star learn of the bad news.

That's just one fact that Kent State professors John Dunlosky and Katherine Rawson found out when they compared the general knowledge of 671 current college students with that of their peers from a similar study done in 1980, according to Discover.

Back then, researchers used 300 questions to establish general knowledge norms. Dunlosky and Rawson looked for comparisons with questions that, theoretically, should be easily transferable to today's students. (Think: geographical, historical, science, math, and the arts. Don't think: 1980's pop culture.)

Yeah...no.

Some of the findings? Fewer than 5% of American college students know...
  • that Marie Curie discovered radium
  • that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wrote the Sherlock Holmes stories
  • that Aldous Huxley wrote Brave New World
  • that Thomas Jefferson lived at Monticello
  • that Alfred Nobel invented dynamite
  • that Ian Fleming wrote the James Bond stories
  • that Mozart wrote Don Giovanni
  • that Budapest is the capital of Hungary
  • that Hippocrates was the famous Greek doctor
  • that Euclid was the "father of geometry"
  • that General Custer lost the Battle of Little Bighorn

If that isn't depressing enough, not a single student out of the 671 knew the answer to any of these questions (answers below):

1.)  What is the highest mountain in South America?
2.)  What was the name of the largest Confederate military prison during the Civil War?
3.)  What is the last name of the author of The Brothers Karamazov?
4.)  What is the last name of the first person to run a mile in under four minutes?
5.)  What is the name of the mountain range that separates Europe from Asia?
6.)  What was the last name of the U-2 spy plane pilot who was shot down over Russia in 1960?
7.)  What is the last name of the person who allegedly said, "I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country"?
8.)  What was the last name of the captain of the British ship Bounty when the mutiny occurred?
9.)  What is the last name of the Cuban leader Fidel Castro overthrew?
10.)  What is the last name of the man most responsible for photographing the U.S. Civil War?
11.)  What is the last name of the actor who portrayed the sheriff in the movie High Noon?
12.)  What is the last name of the author of Our Town?
13.)  What was the last name of the female star of the movie Casablanca?
14.)  What was the name of the Union ironclad ship that fought the Confederate ironclad Merrimack?

Continuing with the hilarity, only 44% know Paul Revere alerted people that "the British are coming," 56% know Jupiter is the largest planet in the solar system, and 66% know the Mayflower was the name of the Pilgrims' ship. Meanwhile, 7% gave the wrong answer when asked to identify "a horse-like animal with black and white stripes." (Psst--that'd be a zebra.)

And, lastly, 11% of college students believe the word "dynamite" was named after its creator, Mr. Dynamite.

No, that's not Jimmie Walker either.


Answers:
1.) Aconcagua
2.) Andersonville
3.) Dostoevsky
4.) Bannister
5.) Ural
6.) Powers
7.) Hale
8.) Bligh
9.) Batista
10.) Brady
11.) Cooper
12.) Wilder
13.) Bergman
14.) Monitor


If you don't know the answer to 11 and 13, I need a moment away from you.