Saturday, December 14, 2013

James Bond is an impotent alcoholic, medical journal says.


Having read all of Ian Fleming's books and detailed James Bond's penchant for martinis, researchers say Bond  averaged drinking 92 units of alcohol a week. Odds are if a real man he'd have died around the age of 56 from a heart attack, not an assassin's bullet. Besides an early death, researchers also state Bond would have been impotent, physically dependent on booze, and had alcohol-induced tremors.

Tremors?

Insert your "shaken, not stirred" martini joke here: "______________!!!"



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