Showing posts with label Louisa May Alcott. Show all posts
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Friday, March 18, 2016

Fashionable Words: Ragamuffin


"I'm a--a--what?"


[Sometimes words die out of fashion. But sometimes those words are good words, words with a certain appeal that can't be denied forever. Those words should be brought back into fashion, used frequently and used often. These are those words.]



Word:

Ragamuffin




Definition:  noun

A ragged, disreputable person; often a child in dirty clothes and an unkempt state.



Origin:

Nothing pleases the British like making poverty sound quaint. Charles Dickens made a career off this model after all. And like most British words, ragamuffin is a child born of many parents.

There's no be-all origin story for ragamuffin. The first known use of it was in the Middle English epic poem Piers Plowman, not to be confused with modern English media personality Piers Morgan. Written in the 1300s about a character named Will who keeps falling asleep and having dreamvisions of spiritual meetings with religious figures, it's as exciting and titillating as you might imagine 14th century sleep to be. Ragamuffin makes its first known appearance in history as Ragamoffyn, a demon's name in the poem.

Morgan, not Plowman.


Wait--does this mean we actually have been calling Tiny Tim and Oliver Twist demons all this time? Yes. Yes, that's what I'm saying. We're all terrible people, you especially. I never claimed to like Dickens.

Most sources don't know what ragamuffin evolves from. The word probably comes from some variety of surname of the time, with "rag" being what you imagine--that thing you refuse to pick up to clean your bathroom. Even the famed English word master Samuel Johnson was uncommitted to the word's birth, actually stating in his famed dictionary, "From rag and I know not what else." In other words, he's got nothing. Thanks, Sam!


I got nothing for you.


"Muffin" probably just comes from a cute English wordplay, which is as cute as the Brits get, but some claim the word evolved from Middle Dutch's muffe, which means mitten, thus the clothing angle reinforced. Muffe would sound confusing these days after all, as we'd picture a fifty-something WASPy woman in jewels who is clearly no ragamuffin.

Shakespeare ends up using the word in 1597 in his play Henry IV (I'll save you the convoluted line), but it doesn't really gain traction in popularity until the 1800s. Writers like Louisa May Alcott, Anna Sewell, and Mark Twain all use it in their novels, and Charles Dickens pretty much creates the titular ideal of a ragamuffin in Oliver Twist. Google Books' Ngram Viewer even shows the spike in usage as the 19th century rolled on:

What does this all mean?

I don't know. Just that Oliver and Tiny Tim are demons.



Most obscure UrbanDictionary.com definition of ragamuffin:

12.  A person who does not like turnips or rutabagas.



Used in a sentence:

Part of me wondered if Oliver was angelic, but something suggested he was demonic, especially considering his filthy appearance as a ragamuffin from the streets.



Why you should use ragamuffin in your everyday life:

It subtly suggests delicious breakfast treats while reminding you you're too dirty, poor, and disheveled to afford delicious breakfast treats.



Word Awesomeness Scale (1-to-5):

Four.

It loses a point for being the name of a random cat breed and obscure Christian movie.



Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Where Dead Writers Reside, Part Seven: Seamus Heaney, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Zora Neale Hurston, William Shakespeare



It's October, and that requires obligatory Halloween-inspired posts. And nothing is more obligatorily macabre than looking at the tombstones of those who have died.

Every year we do this. Now through Halloween we'll occasionally post collections of tombstones to see where famous writers are hanging out today.

Today:  Seamus Heaney, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Zora Neale Hurston, William Shakespeare


Seamus Heaney:



You know that kid in class that always won everything? You knew they were smart and talented, but, damnit, you just wished you could come out on top once?

That kid was Seamus Heaney. From winning scholarships to attend high school, to winning the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1995--to seemingly every possible award granted in poetry--Heaney always won eventually. The only thing he ever really lost? His life.

In 2013, Heaney fell coming out of a Dublin restaurant. He went to a private hospital to have a procedure done the following morning (nothing specific was ever detailed), but died before he ever made the operating table. Irish food has killed lesser men.

According to Heaney's son, the 74-year old poet texted his wife minutes before he died. Ever the literary type, Heaney texted in Latin (you mean you don't text in Latin?) to his wife "noli timere"--or, for us living in the 21st century, "do not be afraid."

I'm afraid someone else is going to win a poetry award from this point onward though.

Tombstone Notes:
Originally Heaney was buried with just a wooden cross over his plot, but he eventually received a tombstone months later. The epitaph says, "Walk on air against your better judgment," proving that even Nobel laureates can end on a low note.


Nathaniel Hawthorne:

New England writers from the 1800s always seemed to stay in New England. They might hopscotch around, visit Europe, but they all seemed to die somewhere back in those six little states.

Hawthorne was born in Salem, MA, then moved to Maine with his family, attended college in the same state, bouncing around all of Massachusetts working various jobs (like being the official surveyor of the towns of Salem and Beverly, or the official weigher and gauger at Boston's Custom House), all the while writing.

Somehow, in all his travels, he befriended a slew of other famous people. He met Henry Wadsworth Longfellow in college, became close to future president Franklin Pierce after randomly meeting him at a stage stop in Maine, and once went to a picnic where he met Herman Melville before Moby Dick was ever written.

He also befriended death on one of his travels. While not feeling well in 1864 (so much so that his neighbor, Amos Bronson Alcott [yes, Louisa May's dad], suggested he stay home and rest), Hawthorne decided to visit New Hampshire's White Mountains with (now former president) Pierce. He went to bed one night and never woke up.

Alcott never opened a psychic business, but he should have.

Tombstone Notes:
Buried at Sleepy Hollow Cemetery in Concord, MA, on Author's Ridge, nearby Ralph Waldo Emerson, Henry David Thoreau, Louisa May Alcott, and anyone else who felt like going by three names--Hawthorne bucks the trend. And only his last name appears on the grave marker in an understated manner you'd expect from a pauper.


Zora Neale Hurston

When you think about small town living, you think about the sort of town Zora Neale Hurston was born in. Odds are if you know of Notasulga, Alabama, it's because you live there. The town has an estimated population in 2014 of 868 people. That's down from 965 in 2010. No one is sticking around, and neither did Hurston.

Hurston's life was like the worst adaptation of Cinderella possible, with no happy ending. Her family moved to Florida when she was three, and a decade later her mom died. Hurston's father quickly remarried. The new stepmom and Hurston's dad shipped young Zora off to boarding school--but then eventually stopped paying her tuition. Hurston ended up expelled from the school and on her own as a 15-year old. But Hurston worked odd jobs for years to survive, and was determined to finish high school. She did, graduating at the age of 26.

Hurston attended Barnard College at Columbia University, graduating with her B.A. in anthropology at the age of 37. She worked various positions before publishing her seminal work Their Eyes Were Watching God. But widespread fame eluded her. For every Hawthorne who had it easy, there's a Hurston who had it hard.

By the time old age rolled around, Hurston was poverty stricken, to the degree she was forced to live at the St. Lucie County Welfare Home. There she suffered a stroke--and later died of heart disease by 1960.

Tombstone Note:
Hurston was buried in an unmarked grave. By 1973, novelist Alice Walker and others searched for Hurston's plot and, based on a best guess where Hurston was buried, placed a burial marker. No one is certain Hurston actually exists under the tombstone. Nonetheless, an educational placard is placed beside the tombstone, so by Florida standards it's official.


William Shakespeare

Do you really need a short biography of him?

No. No you do not.

Tombstone Notes:
Shakespeare died suddenly at 52-years of age for reasons unknown. He was buried at Holy Trinity Church in Stratford-upon-Avon, England, underneath a stone slab with an epitaph that swears a curse on anyone who moves his bones. The threat (in modern spelling):

Good friend, for Jesus' sake forbear,
To dig the dust enclosed here.
Blessed be the man that spares these stones,
And cursed be he that moves my bones.


Two snaps and a twist! Isn't he gettin' sassy?!

And guess what? The threat worked. When the church was undergoing restoration in 2008, the Bard's grave remained untouched.



Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Where Dead Writers Reside, Part Six: Samuel Beckett, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Anne Sexton, Albert Camus



It's October, and that requires obligatory Halloween-inspired posts. And nothing is more obligatorily macabre than looking at the tombstones of those who have died.

Every year we do this. Now through Halloween we'll occasionally post collections of tombstones to see where famous writers are hanging out today.

Today:  Samuel Beckett, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Anne Sexton, Albert Camus


Samuel Beckett:

The Irish Beckett loved living in France, famously saying he preferred "France at war to Ireland at peace." Beckett must have really loved France, because in 1938 he was stabbed in the chest by a pimp--yes, a pimp, who went by the name Prudent--after Beckett refused the pimp's solicitations. Maybe Prudent was living up to his name and just being cautious, who knows? Beckett was scary looking after all.

He would later drop the charges against Prudent, partly because he said he liked the pimp's personality. Because if you can't like a mentally unstable pimp, who can you like?

In the 1950s, Beckett bought some rural land in France, and locals helped him build a cottage. One such local was a Bulgarian-born farmer who had an abnormally large son. Beckett volunteered to drive the large boy to school in his truck, as the huge child didn't fit on the bus. The boy? He would grow up--really grow up--and be better known as WWF wrestling superstar Andre the Giant. That's right. A Nobel Prize winner was a taxi service to a future WWF wrestler. Bet you didn't see that one coming.

Winning the Nobel Prize in 1969, Beckett donated all of his prize winnings to charity. He lived for another twenty years, eventually finding himself stuck in a nursing home, slowly dying of emphysema and potentially Parkinson's disease. Since 1989, he has been residing with his wife at the Cimetière du Montparnasse in Paris under a simple gravestone.

Tombstone Notes:
Beckett had a basic request for his gravestone. It could be "any color, so long as it's gray." As opposed to all those neon orange gravestones you typically see.



Ralph Waldo Emerson:


Besides his writing, Emerson was known for his speeches. But by 1872, at 69 years of age, he started having memory problems and began showing signs of aphasia (an affliction that affects speech). Not the best of combinations for someone who gives speeches.

1872 was not a good year for Emerson, as his house in Concord, MA, caught fire. Flames can be hypnotizing apparently, and no one worked to extinguish the flames except a one-armed local named Ephraim Bull, Jr., who eventually put the fire out, although the house was lost. Ephraim Bull, Jr. was the son of Ephraim Wales Bull, who was the creator of the Concord grape. The Bulls lived next door to the Alcotts. Yes, of Louisa May Alcott fame. It might not be the magnitude of living near Andre the Giant, but it's not shabby.

By 1879, Emerson's lack of memory was embarrassing to him, and he ceased all public speaking and appearances. Three years later, in 1882, he was found to have pneumonia, and died in April of that year. He was buried in a white robe given to him by David Chester French, better known as the sculptor who designed the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, D.C.

Sing it with me: "It's a small world after all...It's a small world after all..."

Tombstone Notes:
Emerson is buried at Sleepy Hollow Cemetery in Concord, MA, on a hillside referred to as "Author's Ridge," beneath a gigantic boulder. The epitaph reads, "The passive master lent his hand / to the vast soul that o'er him planned." A little dry for an epitaph, but this is Emerson we're talking about. Not a live wire of excitement.



Anne Sexton:

You know those deaths that are happily casual, where the person lived a generally pleasant and long life and dies in their sleep? (I'm looking at you, Nadine Gordimer!) Anne Sexton didn't have that sort of life or death.

If you're looking for some light beach reading, you probably want to avoid Sexton. She was known for her confessional poetry, which focused heavily on suicide, mania, and depression--a what's what of sadness--yet her skill as a poet was never doubted. It led to her winning a Pulitzer Prize in 1967 for her book of poetry titled Live or Die. The collection details struggles with her mother and daughters, and includes one of her more famous poems, "Wanting to Die." Picking up on a theme yet?

Sexton was admitted to psychiatric wards routinely. Her therapist had originally encouraged her to take up poetry as an outlet for her mental illness. That led her to eventually studying under poet Robert Lowell at Boston University, where another famous female poet also studied alongside her: Sylvia Plath. Between Sexton, Plath, and Lowell, Boston University was pumping out some of the saddest poetry in the 1950s and '60s. It's a wonder the city of Boston wasn't collectively depressed at that point.

Strangely enough, Sexton would go down the same path as her classmate Plath and commit suicide. After a lunch with an editor friend, Sexton went home, drank a glass of vodka, put on her mother's fur coat, removed any jewelry on her hands, locked herself in the garage, started the car, and killed herself via carbon monoxide poisoning.

I warned you it wasn't a pleasant life or death.

Tombstone Notes:
Sexton is buried at Boston's Forest Hills Cemetery beneath a small, inconspicuous gravestone with two other relatives. It's in the same vein of humble headstones like John Steinbeck's and Charles Chesnutt's.



Albert Camus:

The Nobel-winning writer known for his Absurdist writings died under absurd claims...or were they?

On January 4, 1960, Camus was going to head back to Paris after vacationing with his wife and children south of the city. He bought a train ticket--but at the last minute changed his mind and decided to hitch a ride with his publisher and friend, Michel Gallimard. Sometimes we make bad choices in life. For Camus, this was the ultimate one.

The official story is that Gallimard drove over some ice, lost control, and wrapped the car around a tree--killing Camus instantly. (Gallimard would die a few days later.)

The unofficial story that has conspiracy theorists salivating? You might want to grab a drink and a pen and paper to keep track.

The theory was instigated by Italian poet Giovanni Catelli, who says that he read a passage from the diary of a Czech poet named Jan Zábrana--I assume because he's nosy. Zábrana allegedly wrote in his diary that he overheard a very well-informed (nameless) man with upper-level sources that Soviet KGB operatives rigged a tire on Gallimard's car to rupture at higher speeds. This was done in anticipation of causing an accident that the KGB hoped would kill Camus.

Why kill Camus? Because the Frenchman supported Boris Pasternak, writer of Doctor Zhivago, a book which Joseph Stalin had banned. The book still managed to be smuggled out of the country and find itself published regardless. Pasternak won his own Nobel prize a year later, which infuriated the Soviets.

Camus also insulted the Soviet foreign minister, Dmitri Trofimovic, over Moscow's decision to enter Hungary to stop an uprising.

For both these reasons, Zábrana allegedly wrote--and Catelli asserts--the KGB took a very roundabout way to kill Camus. Because poison is too quick and simple?

Tombstone Notes:
Camus is buried in the cemetery of the small French village of Lourmarin, a plot adorned with an absurd level of various flora.

Do you really want to cover the burial plot with Mother Nature when a tree took him out?




Thursday, September 20, 2012

'50 Shades of Grey' can be traded in for a new book.


Good news if you're done abusing your copy of 50 Shades of Grey.

Send your copy to publisher O/R Books, and if you're one of the first fifty to do so they'll send you back a copy of their spoof novel 50 Shades of Louisa May.

And, yes, the Louisa May in question is Louisa May Alcott, thus giving you all the titillation of 50 Shades of Grey, but now in a bonnet.




photo: Penguin Books / O/R Books