Showing posts with label Bilbo Baggins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bilbo Baggins. Show all posts

Monday, January 14, 2013

"Hobbit Human" fossils discovered in Indonesia.


Researchers recently discovered bones belonging to Homo floresiensis--nicknamed the "Hobbit Human"--and other evidence that gives greater insight to this stubby creature's life.

Standing at a robust 3'6", the Hobbit Human was very similar to human beings, according to Caley Orr, author of the paper on the findings in the Journal of Human Evolution. (Always a hot read.)

Hobbit Humans had canine teeth (like us!), walked on two feet (like us!), used stone tools (like us!), and even used fire (like the dangerous pyromaniac in all of us!).

Critics point out that Hobbit Humans aren't human though, as they have some distinct differences. A sloping forehead, arms proportionately longer than their legs, no bony chin, and a tiny brain are just a few differences the Hobbit Human have with homo sapiens.

But the Hobbit Human's feet? As Orr told Discovery, "Remarkably, the feet were also long relative to the legs, as fantasy fans might expect of a Hobbit."

Personally, I expect hairy toes, bad hygiene, and Samwise Gamgee saying uncomfortable things to Frodo at various points--but that's just me.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Does this mean Captain Kirk serenades Hermione Granger?



This is what happens when worlds collide.


This is a video of Leonard Nimoy (Spock, of the original Star Trek series) singing. Specifically, singing a song about Bilbo Baggins. Yes, that Bilbo Baggins. The hobbit.




I'm not sure what's going on here. We've got Spock (sans ears) rocking out while a bunch of women do their best impersonation of Beach Blanket Bingo. And the women are wearing some sort of Vulcan/Hobbit ears while they bust a move on the beach--again, to a song about Bilbo Baggins. And everyone seems to be head-butting everyone else at some point for no apparent reason. If it made any less sense we'd all be committed to a psych ward.

My best explanation? It was the '60's. That explains everything.

Really, how often are there songs about literary characters? More importantly, how long must I wait for the Uhura tribute album to the Twilight books?