Monday, March 28, 2016

Kentucky Fried Chicken doesn't like your sense of humor and/or Keanu Reeves.



Canadian Bret Litke and his roommate have a sense of humor. They live in Edmonton--so they have to have a sense of humor. You would, too, if you lived in the northernmost part of Canada that has a pulse and where winter resides 11.5 months a year.

According to Imgur user roxXorbot, Litke and his roommate decided to constantly call the Kentucky Fried Chicken hotline for customer concerns, inundate their fax number, and repeatedly mail letters for good measure.

KFC was not pleased.

Colonel Sanders and friends finally replied to Litke with a formal letter asking him to cease with the phone calls, faxes, and casual letters. Four somewhat pleading "please stop"s and one demanding "Don't contact us again" fill the letter, as follows:




I don't think you'd get this sort of disrespect from Popeye's.

Popeye's probably appreciates Keanu Reeves.



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