Morbidly obese man running for president doesn't care what kids at school eat.

Potential bribe money.

Chris Christie, governor of New Jersey, current candidate running for president and roughly 350lb man, answered a question from an 11-year old boy who complained he didn't like his new school lunches ever since First Lady Michelle Obama's healthy school lunch initiative was implemented. Christie rocked elementary school cafeterias with the news today that he doesn't care what children eat at school.

Pandering to the young person vote!

"I don’t care what you’re eating for lunch every day. I really don’t," Christie said, just before slipping the kid a triple-stacked bacon cheeseburger and two packages of Ho Hos (potentially).

And with that shocking revelation, every fourth grader's vote was bought.