Wednesday, November 18, 2015

People's 'Sexiest Man Alive' is...


Well, you know, I like to be humble, but...

((slicks back eyebrows))
((double-pistols in the mirror))

Not me.

It's David Beckham. Apparently sleeve tattoos go further than I thought.

And good hair. And bone structure. And rock hard abs. And boyish charm. And a British accent.

((lip tremble))

Thanks, People. Thanks for the oversight yet again.




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