You can now dance at a Boston area Christian college, just leave three feet for the Holy Ghost.

Thou shall not twerk.

Eastern Nazarene College has finally implemented new guidelines that clarify what is and isn't allowed when it comes to dancing at the school.

For years, the policy at the private, conservative, Christian college south of Boston banned "all forms of dancing that detract from spiritual growth and break down proper moral inhibitions and reserve." Which is sad, because my tango has been called a spiritual awakening.

Now, Eastern Nazarene College has implemented new rules that allows dancing, so long as it is "appropriate and not sexually suggestive" and the music is not "vulgar."

So twerking to Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus is a no-go.