Take a left at Brooks Brothers, stay to the right at the Stephen Hawking innuendo, and it'll be the first blog straight ahead.

Time again to take a look at what search terms people are using to find The Toolbox out there on the interwebs.

These are actual search terms, according to Google's webmaster tools, that people have used to find The Toolbox in the past few days. True story.

1.) "brooks brothers"

Because if anyone screams elitist wannabe prep, it's me, man.

2.) "huge 6 pack"

Beer or abs? Because I can help with one, but not the other.

3.) "abs with big d*ck"

Ah, nope. I'm going to guess the "huge 6 pack" above is referring to abs then.

4.) "nude babes"

Somehow, a blog entry on Dr. Seuss now attracts pervy folk.

5.) "stephen hawking sex"

((head-in-hands)) I don't know what the hell's happening.