I wish elementary school was this feisty when I was a kid.

Politicians often want to tell children who will be the next sex star. Because if they can't get children to have their fingers on the pulse of the porn industry, then no one will.

Good news then! Colorado Governor, John Hickenlooper (real name), introduced his Lt. Gov., Joe Garcia, as a "rising sex star" at a recent grade school literacy event.

That's right, kids--you're going to want to keep an eye out for the Lt. Governor's performance in Busty Librarians 6.

Hickenlooper quickly caught his gaffe and stammered a correction: "Symbol, I mean symbol."

Ahh, that's better. That's not creepy at all.