Gay penguins can love each other soon. Just after they act straight for awhile.

A year and a half ago, I noted a list of books banned most often--including a children's book about two gay penguins. That book was based on a true story.

Well, it turns out gay penguins are more common than anyone assumed. Naturally.

The Toronto Zoo has two male penguins who enjoy a little male bonding. And by male bonding I mean lusty evenings that turn into wedding shower gift lists at Pottery Barn and Crate & Barrel.

But the Toronto Zoo is homophobic. Or at least trying to increase endangered penguin populations--and last they checked, gay penguin adoptions were few and far between. So the Toronto Zoo tore the gay penguin lovers apart--and refuse to let them back together until they get busy with female penguins in one experimental night of misguided sex. Then, and only then, will the Toronto Zoo allow these gay penguin lovers back together.

And to think...I always thought Canada was more open to penguins.