Moby Dick toilet paper.

An anonymous seller on eBay (unless you count his seller's ID of "The_Heppcat" as a legally binding name) is parting with rolls of 2-ply toilet paper in which the entirety of Moby Dick was meticulously typed out. As interest grows, so does the price. Current starting bid: $995.95.

I couldn't spend that sort of coin on Moby Dick TP. My buttocks deserve worse quality. Now, if Cormac McCarthy or Danzy Senna's books could be typed up on some Charmin, I might be interested.




As a side note for interested parties, The_Heppcat notes that he used Cottonelle. Criticial information for discriminating tastes.