This is a segment where we look at famous writers and decide whether they missed their calling as the lead singer for an indie band from Austin, TX.
Because a little facial hair, unkempt clothing, and a stern expression goes a long, long way to being a rock star.
Today's budding indie star: James Joyce
The bow tie and white dinner jacket says, "I like to serve hors-d'oeuvres at weddings that are held at the local country club."
But the eye patch says, "I enjoy reenacting scenes from Peter Pan in front of my living room mirror."
This is the casual look of the lead singer of a small Irish band that plays concerts for tens of people in a dive bar, while cooing and whispering nonsensical songs that run roughly 4-minutes too long.
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