Thursday, October 8, 2015

BREAKING NEWS: UConn student who wanted his "(expletive) bacon-jalapeno mac and cheese" has been expelled.



Luke Gatti, the very passionate mac and cheese lover who was arrested after causing a hubbub at UConn's food court, has reportedly been expelled from the school.

Here was his mugshot after the arrest:


Aww, he's so young, he could still stand to use some Proactiv! But it appears that our baby-faced lush is going to have to find his beloved bacon-jalapeno delight somewhere else next year.

Let's remember our cheesy pasta lover one last time:





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