Rod Stewart wants to release a book of poetry.

I know you've been itching for poetry from the man who wrote "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"--and now that itch can be scratched.

Rod Stewart--a man who never met a can of mousse he didn't love--intends to release a book of poetry with sketches supplied from his former Faces bandmate Ronnie Wood*. "It's his sketches and our poems and it's so funny. I can't even begin to describe it. It's just hilarious," says Stewart.

Yes. All that rib-tickling action you'd expect from a 70-year old guy who wrote "Maggie May."



*Ronnie Wood has been a guitarist for The Rolling Stones since 1975. Also known as the guy you see on the stage with Mick Jagger and Keith Richards and say, "Who the hell is he?"