United States Secretary of Education Arne Duncan was invited to play in the NBA's All-Star Celebrity Game this past weekend.
On the surface, it sounds like an odd choice, until you realize Duncan once played basketball at Harvard, and then later had a spell of a few seasons in Australia's National Basketball League, where, we assume, he became the Aussie Michael Jordan.
The All-Star Celebrity Game is usually filled with B-grade celebrities dribbling the ball off their foot, missing lay-ups, and quietly shaming the game of basketball--but not with Arne Duncan on the court. The man is whipping no-look passes over his shoulder.
That's right. Snoop Dogg was schooled by the Secretary of Education.
And another sign of the apocalypse is upon us.
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