Now you can look like a lover of fine literature and/or quality nicotine.

Ever want to read one of the classics of literature, but hoped someone thought you had a jones for a Marlboro red instead?

Tank Books hears your plea. They have an array of famed literary titles all designed to look like a classic pack of cigarettes, but without all those pesky carcinogens!

An entire 'carton' of cigarettes is available for £42.35, or individual packs for £7.65--except Joseph Conrad's works, which retail for £8.07.

Why Conrad's costs a little extra is unexplained. Considering the title is Heart of Darkness, it's probably to dissuade you from torturing yourself.