In other words, world domination is about to commence.

Yahoo! Education (it exists?) has an article listing college majors that are "useless."

On the list? Majors in agriculture, horticulture, theater, fashion design, and animal science.

Not on the list? English major.

So the next time your mother or father suggests your career path is totally useless, remind them you could be studying grass. And you're not even a pothead.