Science confirms you're a procrastinator.

According to the Pew Research Center's Internet & American Life Project, on any random day 53% of Americans between 18-29 go online at some point to look at porn to kill some time. Nothing noble. Just trying to find a reason to ignore friends and family.

As you get older, the less likely you're futzing about. Only 27% of 50-64 years olds are virtually twiddling their thumbs at some point during the day.

Over the age of 65? Only 12% are wasting time online daily. We can only assume the other 88% are napping.

Which is just to say that you're reading this blog because you're bored and/or lonely. I won't acknowledge this though, so let's not speak of this any further.