Randomness Corner: Sting wants you to know he doesn't have a damn clue how to write a song about the environment.

From the How the hell did you stumble onto that? file, I bring you Sting.com.

Yes, Sting. That Sting. The blonde, middle-aged light rocker best known for his work with The Police and keeping Trudy coming back for more--he has a website. Specifically, a website where he quotes himself everyday for his Quote of the Day.

One of Sting's Quote of the Days from this past week:

We're all marketed in these neat little formats, and that's where misconceptions get formed. There are all these misconceptions about me: that I'm so serious or that if you go to a Sting concert he'll lecture you about ecology and human rights. I've never written a song about ecology in my life. It's far too complicated.

I know what he's saying. People have this misconception that I'm a smartass, that they'll come to this blog and I'll hit them with sarcasm or cynicism.

Not true. I've never written a sarcastic blog post in my life. It's far too simple.

I'm just a jerk.