Future Ivy League student Rachel Anne Hachero is very fond of the Nissan 350z

So much so that she pistol-whipped her mother when her mother refused to co-sign on a loan for the car.

Context:
Rachel Anne Hachero is a student from Florida, and apparently the college application process was getting to her. Over the course of a couple weeks, she started receiving acceptance letters to Ivy League schools because her parents are wealthy and well connected because of her hard work ethic and strong GPA. At some point, she must've had conversations with her mom over buying a car.

Well, it seems mom decided against co-signing the car loan. This didn't sit well with our newly minted Future Ivy Leaguer, who waited for her mother to arrive home before allegedly pulling a gun to casually discuss the situation.

Mind you, casually in Floridaspeak means pistol-whipping mom in the head. According to Lee County Sheriff's investigators, after Rachel went full mob-boss on her mother with the pistol-whipping action (how Jimmy Cagney of her!), she proceeded to point the gun at her mother's stomach and head, before forcing mom to drive with her to the car dealership.

Needless to say, you want some sweet wheels to impress people at your Ivy League campus in the fall--and car dealers really don't care what motivations you use to get a loan out of them. Mom signed the loan under duress. But our Future Ivy Leaguer showed she was an amateur with her budding miniature criminal syndicate. How? She left mom at the car dealership after she peeled out of the parking lot in her newly-signed-for Nissan. Premature excitement is common among inexperienced young people in a wide array of things, and crime is just one such area. Nonetheless, mom told the car dealer the loan might not hold up in a court of law once the cops were called.

As the better-than-average mugshot above shows, our Future Ivy Leaguer might miss orientation at her new school this fall. She's been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.