At the fork in the road, take a right at the Dora the Explorer message board, drive past the Cormac McCarthy diatribe, and it'll be the first blog on your left.

Time for another check-in on words and phrases people are using on search engines to find The Toolbox. Search terms for today alone are...curious.

And some of today's search terms are (misspellings included):

1.) james joyce    (Hello to all the Joycean snobs!)
2.) vendela vida    (Apparently Jhumpa Lahiri is old news.)
3.) poems of poet craig moreau   (Because you're a masochist...?)
4.) are fsu students nice   (You apparently haven't met me.)
5.) blogger taiwan goes to jail   (Blogger Taiwan sounds like a bad Euro-pop band.)
6.) law school grads can't find jobs   (There's always Chick-fil-A.)
7.) miss usa motor boat sound   (Yes...these are my readers.)

Miss USA candidates talk about whether evolution should be taught in school.

Teaching evolution in schools is a hot-button question. And when I want answers to hot-button questions, I turn to women highly proficient walking in stilettos while wearing a bikini.

The Miami New Times compiled this video. All the Miss USA contestants were asked a variety of questions, from evolution to how they would make the sound of a motor boat.

As you can see, they're all highly skilled at motor boat sound effects. Answering whether evolution should be taught? Ehh...