Baltimore's Daniel Brian Blackwell is very protective of his grilled cheese.
According to Baltimore Police, It seems the other day Blackwell's wife made him a grilled cheese and took a bite out of the sandwich. Admittedly, a quality grilled cheese sandwich can be irresistible--and Blackwell's wife fell under the powerful allure of said sandwich.
However, Blackwell wasn't thrilled with his wife's predilection for exquisitely melted cheese products. While his wife continued cooking upstairs in the kitchen, Blackwell allegedly fired off a gun while in a rage in the basement.
His wife went downstairs to check on him and alleges she saw him surrounded by his stash of revolvers, rifles, and shotguns.
Seeing that her husband needed some alone time, she went back upstairs to cooking. Within minutes, Blackwell allegedly fired three more rounds into the basement ceiling, nearly taking out his wife in the kitchen above him.
His wife immediately fled the house with their teenage children and called the police. Blackwell barricaded himself in the house for a few hours before eventually surrendering to police.
The moral of this story?
Nobody becomes this upset over tuna salad.
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