Quibble No. 7: This hits close to home.

I know. I feel ya, Paddy.

It's St. Patrick's Day, or St. Paddy's Day if you like.

Not St. Patty's Day.

Unless you know a St. Patricia and celebrate her day with drunken, boozy delights--then please, by all means, celebrate St. Patty's Day.

Speak with any endocrinologist, and odds are they'll suggest most Patricks are male, given the anatomy.

Which means St. Patrick and I, both with male anatomy, would rather be called Patrick or Paddy.

Thanks.