Are you an elitist English snob? Do you go to the grocery store and shake a fist of fury at the express lane stating 12 Items or Less? Do you spit in disgust at the sight of repeated misspellings? Do you privately wear tweed and a monocle and wish you had a British accent?
Your great fashion sense aside, the following photos make up the first of multiple posts about the adventures of everyday life and the dumpster fire that is the English language that surrounds us.
Because everyone really needs an editor in their life.
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| What's been defaced here is common sense. This hot mess includes an ellipsis for no apparent reason. Such drama! Don't tell me how it ends! And clearly Cott Corporation has some hatred toward determiners and prepositions. --------------------------- |
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| You know what's suspicious? Randomly capitalized words. Maybe that giant eye should keep a look out for that. ----------------------------- |
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| The Virgin Mary not only needs a pair of shoes, she also needs an apostrophe, too. ----------------------------- |
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| Fewer, Arnold. Not less. It's sort of like how you have fewer major championships than Jack Nicklaus, not less. ------------------------ |
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| It's never optional to throw in a hyphen on a whim. -------------------------- |
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| Did you know that a hyphen is not the same as an em dash? And that periods are sort of non-negotiable? Also--why? Why would anyone play 1,080 hours of underwater Monopoly? |
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