Half the Boston College men's basketball team is sick from norovirus and a fast food jones.

Is that norovirus or deliciousness I see?

You can't deny how bloated invigorated you feel after good lord, did I just consume that? eating a Chipotle burrito. The damnit, where's the guacamole I paid extra for? even distribution of ingredients, the haphazardly thrown together care putting it together, the dried out chicken wonderful flavor explosion in your mouth always makes it a why did I go here again? memorable experience.

And for half the Boston College men's basketball team and 80 students overall, that memorable experience includes a flavor explosion of norovirus and the tender treble of stomachs gurgling in unison.

The team recently ate at a nearby Chipotle, and one after another have reported the delightful after-effects of some sort of food-born illness. Considering Chipotle being in the news lately for an E.coli outbreak they can't quite pin down, Boston College has warned all students to avoid the chain until further notice.

Yeah, but it's not often you can eat a 27 pound Chipotle burrito AND feel cleaned out at the same time. It's the little things in life.