Variety of 'Game of Thrones' pastry is surprisingly realistic, probably delicious.

You've never really enjoyed a dessert unless it's based on a literary theme and possibly makes you question your mortality.

So good news for you! HarperCollins is releasing a cookbook next month based on Game of Thrones, with the title of--wait for it, wait...for...it--Game of Scones. And it's as lovely and horrifying all the same.

Case in point, here's the montage for a sweet delight called 'Oberyn's Smashing Surprise':

But on a lighter note, there are these: Bran Muffins.

Get it? Get it? Ehhh.

Hodor!



photos: Orion Books/HarperCollins, via Time