UConn freshman student, Luke Gatti, had a bad night earlier this week.
Gatti went to the school's food court on the prowl for some mac and cheese. Sure, he was allegedly carrying an open container of beer with him at the time. Small detail. Maybe he was parched. Regardless, the food court manager told (the probably intoxicated) Gatti that he wasn't allowed to have the beer and refused him service.
This didn't sit well with Gatti, who questioned why in America he can't have a beer in the building. If you listen closely, you can almost hear 'The Battle Hymn of the Republic' swell up behind him--and the theatrics really go into overdrive.
Gatti drops gay slurs again and again, and repeatedly has one demand: "Just give me some (expletive) bacon-jalapeno mac and cheese."
Not just any mac and cheese, mind you. He wants the bacon-jalapeno mac and cheese--which either sounds fantastically delicious or an abomination and crime against humanity.
The video above goes for roughly 6:15 with verbal jousting before Gatti decides to up the action by shoving the food court manager.
Gatti apparently never watched much WWE action growing up and didn't realize he could be tag-teamed, because another food court employee comes up from behind and performs an expertly applied full nelson, dropping Gatti to the ground and pinning him until police arrive.
Just before the video ends, Gatti offers one last pleasantry--spitting at the food court manager as he's led out to a waiting police car.
The lesson here?
UConn must make an amazing mac and cheese.
According to court documents, Gatti was enrolled at UMass last year and arrested twice on disorderly conduct charges. I assume UMass must have some fantastic culinary options in their food court as well.
Oh, and let's not forget that UConn is selling roasted crickets from their food truck. The real question here? Do they serve a cricket mac and cheese?
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