Dog steals bat, multiple gloves after running onto college softball field. Has no escape plan.

Bored from a routine college softball game between Western Oregon and Simon Fraser, we first see our feisty pup dart on the field after the batter hits a routine grounder. In quick succession, the hitter's bat and the shortstop and left fielders' gloves are snatched, the likes rarely seen outside an eastern European pickpocket's skill set.

Then there's the play-by-play guy saying, "There's nowhere to go though!" As if the dog had a logical escape plan thwarted--the Bonnie and Clyde of the canine set, with the feds hot on his heels.