Thursday, January 2, 2014

Randomness Corner: Angela Lansbury is very proficient at rhythmic stretching.


At the height of Murder, She Wrote's popularity, Angela Lansbury was busy limbering up and giving herself aloe massages (excuse me, "may-sahhge") on VHS cassettes.

Positive Moves was like beginner Martha Stewart Living for the Jessica Fletcher set if you were really into floor stretching and rhythmic whirling.



Highlights:
1.) Who knew Jessica Fletcher was jacked during all those episodes of Murder, She Wrote? (0:08 mark).
2.) "I give myself a mini MAY-sahhge with aloe lotion." (0:14)
3.) She invented On-Land Swimming. (1:39)
4.) Stretching on the living room floor never looked so stationary! (2:15)
5.) Whirling Dervish dancing for beginners! (4:14)
6.) Remember! Gesticulate with authority when demanding people eat chocolate cake! (4:54)
7.) European bikes get the shaft (5:33)
8.) Don't skimp on the quality towels and oils at bath time, folks. (6:14)
9.) Angela Lansbury talks sex. It's like the Salt-N-Pepa song, except more ethereal. (6:40)



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