ESPN asked college basketball coaches and players to draw their school mascots. Then it all went horribly, horribly wrong.

Leading up to a new season of college basketball, ESPN thought it would be cute to ask coaches and players to draw their school mascots on a whiteboard.

What it turned out to be was a Rorschach test examining the disturbing depths of every person's soul.

Some of the highlights:

1.) A mascot for McDonald's?

It's supposed to be a turtle for the University of Maryland Terrapins.

2.) A...foot upside down?

Apparently it's the Florida State University mascot, Cimarron--which is a horse.

3.) Notre Dame's Fighting Irish mascot, drawn with a scar on his cheek and a beer in hand?

4.) Another interpretation of the Notre Dame mascot, now a tiny flamenco dancer

5.) The Cavalier from the University of Virginia or Don Juan riding a camel backwards?

6.) Clemson University Tigers, now interpreted as an animal with gamma ray poisoning.

7.) This blind, faceless, oven-mitted creature is the Orange from Syracuse University.

8.) It might look like the emblem on Spiderman's chest, but it's supposed to be the University of North Carolina's Ramses the Ram.

There's also a discriminate, sweating little stick figure that looks traumatized standing beside it.

9.) That'd be the Virginia Tech University Hokie Bird, also known as Bill Maher.

10.) The Boston College Eagles channeling a Thanksgiving vibe.









All photos can be found on the ESPN Facebook page.