Like a no-name actor that you can't place a name to, but you've seen his face before. You suspect he played some duplicitous, smiling, used car salesman of a monarch in a third rate Hollywood interpretation of the late Middle Ages and probably does medieval dinner theater in Brighton, England, today. That's King Richard III. The real one.
As told earlier, old Dick's bones were thought to be found in a parking lot recently. Testing now confirms Dick was parked on for centuries. So what did he look like when they found him? This guy:
WORRRRRRD UP! He looks like a contributor to Yo! MTV Raps, circa 1991.
Now, scientists have recreated what they believe Dick looked like, and as you can imagine, he was quite the eye candy:
Richard III or the lovechild of Prince Williams and Kate Middleton?
Pippa? Pippa??
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