Hostess is going out of business. Plan accordingly.

Twinkies.
Cupcakes.
Suzy-Qs.
Fruit Pies.
Ding-Dongs.
Mini-Muffins.
Ho Hos.
Zingers.
Coffee Cake Juniors.
Ring Dings.
Yankee Doodles.
Donettes.
Chocodiles.
Pudding Pies.
Sno Balls.
Devil Dogs.
Yodels.
Sunny Doodles.
Funny Bones.
Wonder Bread.

It's like a who's-who of childhood obesity--and they're all gone. Gone. Each and every one of them gone, all ceasing to exist soon.

Thank God I have a stash I've kept hidden since kindergarten under a loose floorboard.