Dear Scott,
You're running for Senate. Between you and your competitor, Elizabeth Warren, countless ads run on an endless loop. Neither of you wow me, but, hey, I understand. I get it.
What I don't get?
Poor English skills--like in this ad where you tell us about a bill you proposed in the Senate. "It got passed," you tell us.
Every single time, Scott. Every time this ad comes on and you tell me "it got passed" I want to run screaming into a wall at 100mph. You make $174,000 a year as a senator. You attended Tufts University and Boston College, where I assume they covered basic English skills at some point or another. So, stop saying "it got passed." Please? No, really--please? Instead, maybe try saying "it passed" or "the Senate passed it."
Don't believe those people who say you can't end a sentence with a preposition. They're as ignorant as your ad when it comes to the rules of English.
You're running for Senate. Between you and your competitor, Elizabeth Warren, countless ads run on an endless loop. Neither of you wow me, but, hey, I understand. I get it.
What I don't get?
Poor English skills--like in this ad where you tell us about a bill you proposed in the Senate. "It got passed," you tell us.
Every single time, Scott. Every time this ad comes on and you tell me "it got passed" I want to run screaming into a wall at 100mph. You make $174,000 a year as a senator. You attended Tufts University and Boston College, where I assume they covered basic English skills at some point or another. So, stop saying "it got passed." Please? No, really--please? Instead, maybe try saying "it passed" or "the Senate passed it."
Don't believe those people who say you can't end a sentence with a preposition. They're as ignorant as your ad when it comes to the rules of English.
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