Oklahoman valedictorian denied diploma because she used the word "hell" during graduation speech.

Specifically, the moment of in-yo'-face-upside-yo'-head language occurred when Kaitlin Nootbaar said "How the hell do I know?" in a lighthearted moment where she channeled the Twilight franchise where Bella says something similar regarding what to do upon graduating high school.

Because Oklahoma has its fingers on the pulse of 1952, the school district denied granting Nootbaar a diploma because of her use of the word "hell."

In other news, the real crime here was that Kaitlin Nootbaar referenced Twilight without snickering.