J.R.R. Tolkien telling Nazis where to stuff it.

Continuing the recent theme of dead writers gettin' up in someone's grill, here's a letter Tolkien wrote in 1938 to a German publisher who was going to translate and publish The Hobbit for the German market, but wanted to do a quick check to make sure Tolkien was of Aryan descent first.

According to the website Letters of Note (from which the letter below is taken), Tolkien gave his own publisher two letters of reply--one that deftly sidesteps the question, and the other here, which is the most fancypants way of telling someone to go to hell.

No one knows which letter Tolkien's publisher replied with.

The letter:

25 July 1938
20 Northmoor Road, Oxford

Dear Sirs,

Thank you for your letter. I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-Iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject — which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.

Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearing whatsoever on the merits of my work or its sustainability for publication, of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.

I trust you will find this reply satisfactory, and

remain yours faithfully,

J. R. R. Tolkien