Sunday, April 1, 2012

Dolce & Gabbana opens a newsstand for the public--


--wait, what?

Apparently they're buying an "upscale" newsstand outside their retail store in Milan. They're going to refashion it (no pun intended) so that the newsstand only houses glossy fashion magazines. Meanwhile, the newsstand's employee will be--really now, no lie--a "Mediterranean, dark-haired, sporty news agent clad head to toe in black."

This is news to me. I didn't know I was hired.

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