Books: More interesting than Kansas City Royals baseball action.

The Kansas City Royals have been terrible since the 1980s. Really bad. Jodi Piccoult kind of bad.

This year they're taking bad to a new level. The Royals have lost the first 10 home games on the new season, the worst home start for any baseball team since 1913.

Which explains this guy:

That's a $249 seat behind home plate, and the man is reading Zero Day by David Baldacci.

In case you don't know, David Baldacci kind of...sucks.

Of course, so do the Royals.