Now back to our regularly scheduled blogging.

I know you have many choices for blog reading--especially blogs like this one. Which is to say you don't have many choices on that front. Books/education/pop culture/Village People adoration? Not as popular as you imagine in the blogosphere.

What did you do in the meantime? I like to imagine you forgot to bathe, curtains drawn, stacks of Cadbury wrappers covering your belly as you stared at your laptop screen. Waiting, waiting.

Which is why I apologize for the blog being quiet. Let's not speak of this. I know you were lonely. Let's hug it out and get back to where we were.