Brooks Brothers now makes college clothing, just in case you weren't pretentious enough.

Is your name Ambrose, Hampton, or some other similarly-sounding elite name? Did you attend boarding school with a future sheik of some Middle Eastern country who may or may not be a dictator right now? Have you ever had the urge to wear a monocle? Are you a preppy, young gentleman of higher breeding with a penchant for wearing wing-tip shoes made from the leather hide of a two week old baby calf while you sashay across campus to your Benz?

More importantly, are you concerned that the lower masses are wearing preppy clothing with much too greater frequency for your liking, and are looking for a way to distinguish your family's wealth from the filthy wretches of the middle and lower classes?

Well, good news! Brooks Brothers Clothier, America's oldest, known for their high-end clothing, has decided to create a line of shirts, ties, and other accoutrements specifically for 15 colleges and universities.

According to Gawker.com, this means these 15 colleges and universities now house the most unbearable student bodies. Those 15, ranked in unbearability according to Gawker?

15. The U.S. Naval Academy
14. Stanford
13. Georgia
12. Vanderbilt
11. Alabama
10. Cornell
9. Virginia
8. Auburn
7. Ohio State
6. Princeton
5. Georgetown
4. Boston College
3. NYU
2. Notre Dame
1. Harvard

I actually attend the 4th-most unbearable school. But I'm the redheaded stepchild there. Forget Brooks Brothers, I can't even afford Jonas Brothers clothing.