Colleges and universities self-report violations they commit against the NCAA code of conduct from the previous year. It's a way of hoping that the mea culpa saves them from losing scholarships or lucrative invitations to bowl games and March Madness. It's also just a polite way of saying, "Oh, snap! My bad! Honest mistake!"
Which brings us to the University of Kentucky, which once reported that their former point guard (who has now gone pro), Tyler Ulis, created a violation when he met Drake backstage after a concert in 2015.
The chills! The excitement!
This looks about as comfortable as a sixth-grade school dance.
It seems that one of Drake's management team recognized Ulis in the crowd (Wait--whaaaa?--because he's addicted to Kentucky basketball?) and invited him backstage. This was a problem because Drake is a big supporter of Kentucky basketball, for reasons only he and his own personal god understand.
This recent post from a few weeks ago on Instagram continues the Kentucky love:
Why a guy from Toronto loves Kentucky basketball is like a modern-day Riddle of the Sphinx. Who knows?
Drake's Instagram game is a bit weak. He has over 35 million followers who revel in pictures of Drake, uhh, leaving a hotel:
Goodness. I haven't seen such a thrilling moment since I stood outside a nearby Motel 6 for ten minutes.
It's becoming readily apparent that the only real violation here is that Drake's social media accounts are criminally boring.
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