It's that time of year where America gives thanks for family, friends, and the delicious juiciness of a roasted turkey in the middle of their dining room table.
But sometimes turkeys don't take kindly to their brethren tasting all delicious and looking wonderful as a leftover sandwich--and they fight back.
Now the shoe's on the other foot. Until Thanksgiving, here you'll see what hell humanity wrought when turkeys wisen-up.
Today: The Jaws of Turkeys
Thoughts & Questions:
1.) At what point did it seem like a good idea to get up nice and close to a wild turkey? Was it before or after you realized he was three feet tall, had giant claws, and a bad attitude?
2.) Hat tip to the mailman for peeling in at 200mph to try and take the bird out. Sure, he nearly takes the woman out as well, but that's a small detail.
3.) At the 1:15 mark Tom Turkey is walking away. He's cooled down. He's calling it a day. AND THE WOMAN STARTS WALKING TOWARD HIM AGAIN.
And the winner is: Tom Turkey. He showed class after awhile, but the woman was picking a fight. He's a hero to turkeys everywhere.
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