It's that time of year where America gives thanks for family, friends, and the delicious juiciness of a roasted turkey in the middle of their dining room table.
But sometimes turkeys don't take kindly to their brethren tasting all delicious and looking wonderful as a leftover sandwich--and they fight back.
Now the shoe's on the other foot. Until Thanksgiving, here you'll see what hell humanity wrought when turkeys wisen-up.
Today: We Deliver Turkey Vengeance for You
Thoughts & Questions:
1.) Isn't this an assault on federal property? So when does the turkey get arrested and face hard time?
2.) No wonder turkeys barely fly. Tom here is hustling at 15mph with ease.
3.) The witness tells the reporter that the turkey hangs out at the church after all this. Ahh, so a repenting turkey, I see.
And the winner is: Tom Turkey. Not even throwing money at him can distract from his reign of terror.
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