It's that time of year where America gives thanks for family, friends, and the delicious juiciness of a roasted turkey in the middle of their dining room table.
But sometimes turkeys don't take kindly to their brethren tasting all delicious and looking wonderful as a leftover sandwich--and they fight back.
Now the shoe's on the other foot. Until Thanksgiving, here you'll see what hell humanity wrought when turkeys wisen-up.
Today: Suburbia Under Siege
Thoughts & Questions:
1.) Well, this guy is a superhero. After mounting the camera and making a call--and watching a mom and child get attacked--oh, oh, oh, I'll go lend a hand!
2.) You usually only hear screaming off camera like that in a Hitchcock film.
3.) Good lord, what are the turkeys doing off camera? Are they brandishing knives? Handguns? This turned from pesky fowl to horror movie in about 15 seconds.
And the winner is: Tom Turkey. They're on the verge of busting kneecaps.
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