Saturday Morning PSA of The Week: How to lose your kid at a department store.

Today's public service announcements are all information and no imagination--but yesteryear's? Those were full of drama, plot lines, and cameos from B-grade celebrities, all wedged into one minute of absolute fantasticness.

Consider this a trip back in time to when PSAs were sometimes worth watching more than the Saturday morning cartoons.

This week's PSA:  Getting lost in a department store that isn't named IKEA.

Random Thoughts and Questions:
1.)  Honey Nut Cheerios = The most overrated cereal ever created.
2.)  I think we all know mom is trying to shake off Katie. And with good reason.
3.)  This kid has a horrible sense of direction.
4.)  That's right--go find a cop inside the department store. They're always browsing the great deals inside a Macy's or Sears.
5.)  "Jiffy"? What, was "two shake's of a lamb's tail" not available?
6.)  Notice we don't see mom ever pick Katie up? That's because mom is halfway to the Mexican border by now.