Tufts University tells Lance Armstrong they're taking their honorary degree back from him.

99.98% of the American public just collectively asked, "Wait--what? Tufts gave Lance a degree? When? What?"

Way to take a stand, Tufts!

At the 2006 Tufts commencement, Armstrong was quoted as saying:

For a guy who barely made it out of high school, I find it incredibly ironic that I am standing up here as a doctor. I would just ask that somebody send the photos to the principal at Plano East Senior High and let them know that I, in fact, graduated from Tufts and he has to call me Dr. Armstrong now.

Yeah. About that last laugh...